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good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

Who Would Win?

Three apex predators

OR

One Screaming Long Boi

i can’t believe that photo of hemsworth hiddleston and taika waititi all taking a nap together that’s so cursed and blessed at the same time 

i’m the fact that the person taking the photo had to use a panoramic shot to get all of tom in the photo 

the fact that there's an 8 fucking pm curfew in new york is so unfathomably insane to me. like, a city of 8 million or whatever all has to go home when the sun is barely down because cops are that addicted to upholding white supremacy? i was out and some cop drove by and said thru his loudspeaker "go home! what are you still doing out!" what are you doing driving around in a caravan with your lights on fucking harassing people in the street? get a real fucking job

listen living in nyc is wild right now, but the curfew makes total sense when you see it from the NYPD’s perspective.

i was out today 4-7pm, cops surrounding us marching with full riot gear, batons, shields, tasers, the works, and following the march were at least 15 NYPD vans. i kept wondering, what are they waiting for??

they were waiting for the FUCKING CURFEW. as soon as 8pm hits, everyone--EVERYONE--on the street is a criminal, because you’re out past curfew. if you’re out after 8pm, you’re breaking the law. you’re a criminal,  and if you’re a criminal, the cops can do anything to you that they want. it is literally night and day. i left today’s march before the curfew, with zero violence from police, but as soon as night fell, suddenly those very same cops got out their batons and tripped up everyone they could find. 

the curfew exists SOLELY to give the NYPD a cover for arrests, beatings, stealing people’s bicycles, paper spray, tear gas, any of the violent things those motherfuckers fantasize about doing every single hour of the day.

and when you see people argue, “oh if they didn’t want to be arrested, they shouldn’t have been out past curfew” THAT’S THE FUCKING POINT. it’s a state-sanctioned crack down on otherwise free speech and assembly. they WANT to trap people into “committing” “crimes” so they can be violent. they WANT to beat and maim all the peaceful protesters doing the day, and without a curfew, they wouldn’t have as many good excuses for doing so. 

the curfew is only so that the police can commit violence against peaceful, first-amendment protected citizens and scare everyone else into staying inside. it’s a goddamn shame and i will go to my grave ashamed of myself for ever thinking cops are good people.

house cat scares off bear

“That is the stupidest looking dog I’ve ever seen. I’m going to kick its ass.”

SHRIMP! HEAVEN! NOW!

Me and the girls arriving in Northern Sweden feeling unloved and unheld

Thank god for titties and pasta

TWO MONTHS LEFT OF THE 2010S HOW ARE WE FEELING

“Barack obama is that some kind of sauce”

I still can’t believe it was taken down on Instagram because saltine Americans flagged it as racist.

This went viral the night of 2016 elections

Still funny tho.

LOL

Same energy 😂

A Disgrace to Shostakovich’s 10th Symphony (for Toy Orchestra)

You know how toys instruments are supposed to sound cute? There are exceptions, and this is certainly one of them. You’ve been warned

this is what i hear when i have sleep paralysis

I’m traumatised but in a good way

when I made this, it really never occurred to me how absurd Shostakovich 10 sounds when arranged for a toy orchestra. Maybe I got so used to arranging symphonies for my murderous toy orchestra that it desensitized me to the lunacy of my own arranged creations.

this is what Something Wicked This Way Comes sounds like

This sounds like one of those creepy cartoon episodes where the toys occasionally come alive. I’m traumatised now thank you

And they live happily ever after <3

simply beautiful 

Me: So you remember in the ALTA finale when Aang gets slammed against a rock in JUST the right spot so his chakra is unblocked and it realigns his whole spirit & body and he is able to reach his full potential as the avatar? 

My Chiropractor: What?