what is a student. a miserable little pile of emails.

No man born after 1993 knows how to fix cars. All they know is Taco Bell, charge they Switch, flex, be bisexual, eat grilled chicken and lie.

me consuming fictional work after fictional work to distract myself from the fact that i exist: i can have little a escapism. as a treat.

Don’t ever speak to my brother, my brother, or me ever again.

ancient god (self-diagnosed)

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underappreciated form of humor: using incorrect long forms of proper names i.e. Craigory, Bobert, Barold, etc.

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tom hiddleston crisp embarssment

BRUTAL assessment from the press

cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset

is that what your parents told you when you came back from school one day and your cowboy was missing

You are the dancing queen. Young and sweet, Chancellor Palpatine

i wish i was one of those girls from classical mythology……. i could just turn into a cypress tree or a crystalline lake and be done with it