everyone has uno dipshit

choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about

i'm gonna thrup

Old Yeller just parried the bullet

oooooobh ive got plany off health

When your tanking in a raid and your debating popping your CDs mid boss fight

oooooobh ive got plany off rage

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

sign brendan saw last night

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

Every time I'm busy all the theaters are playing those made up artsy movies that insecure people talk about to make fun of "film snobs" that just end up sounding really cool and whenever I'm free it's all shit like a Winnie the Pooh Slasher Movie and a Goonies reboot

When I'm busy: Lithuanian film about a homosexual pigeon who travels to Germany and after learning about his pigeon sexuality, witnesses the fall of the Berlin Wall with his lover, a discarded cigarette who is a drag queen

When I'm free: Ghostbusters 7: Bustin Never Felt Better

tumblr user sudokufaggot has nomitated herself to run for CEO, citing the advanced ability to count to 9

Cannot believe this wasn't taken!

you are a thought bubble floating above my brain i could pop you at any time

Mom. Get out. I'm doing spells.

having a bit of a hole moment, girlies

hole night again? no prablem

it’s my own goddamn joke but this part of the DS9 ytp i made like a year ago still gets me every single time

me when i get pulled over and the cop hasnt even begun talking yet