bro i am just sitting here

I’m sorry, I can’t come into work today. I didn’t get a long rest and god gave me a point of exhaustion. All my skill checks are at disadvantage.

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

local worm gets scritched

dont look at my water droplet

You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.

Here’s my logic:

These tags are hilarious even though I don’t think you intended them to be.

*pulls European closer* The most populous countries in the world are China, India, the United States, Indonesia, Pakistan, Nigeria, and Brazil in that order, with these seven nations alone making up 48.16% of the world population. You may note with the aid of a map that many of these nations are quite large, and would take several days of travel to go across either in cars or on boats. Almost half of the world's population lives in places where you can travel in a cramped vehicle for days and still be within the country. Your worldview is limited and Europe is a tiny outlier in travel time and standards for international relations.

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

these tweets are holding hands

THEFT

How DARE you leave this in the notes

bus drivers are never neutral they are either heaven sent or deeply evil to their core

regardless, i do love when they drive past each other and smile and wave like preschoolers

I love baking

#i know people have started criticizing the#‘men are afraid of getting laughed at women are afraid of getting killed’#but this is real?

Oh, yes.

A few years ago I went to pick up a woman I met on OKCupid for a date, and a friend of hers was there. They kind of over-explained “Oh, she just showed up to say hi” and there was a vague nervousness in the air that even my autistic ass was picking up on. Her friend was playing conspicuously with her phone. I went “Ah, the safety. Need to get a picture?”

Dead silence for about a second and a half, then the friend took a picture, looked at my date, and said “Have fun” and walked out the door.

(I would ordinarily have been clueless, but I’d just been asked to be the safety the previous night.)

My advice to male-presenting folks: recognize that this not your problem. By which I mean, this sort of security check isn’t a problem for you. It doesn’t hurt you. You aren’t being insulted or disrespected. And if you treat it like what it is– a reasonable adaptation to an unreasonable situation– and just roll with it, your dates will be more comfortable, and you will have a better time as a result.

The same applies to phone calls mid-date. Let them answer the damn phone without drama.

They aren’t accusing you of being a dangerous person. The very fact that they are willing to go on a goddamn date with you means that they have extended a certain level of trust. But the fact remains that there isn’t really a way to distinguish between “a man who isn’t dangerous” and “a man who knows how to behave like he’s not dangerous.”

there isn’t really a way to distinguish between “a man who isn’t dangerous” and “a man who knows how to behave like he’s not dangerous.”

okay

media with all kinds of interesting and unique and memorable designs for men and then every single woman imaginable looks like artbreeder mercy overwatch in latex skinsuits OVER AND OVERRRRRRRR it's like. no amount of shallow writing to make them seem girlboss and independent will fix your rancid spirit and i'm becoming the shrieking skull now and i'm going to chase you forever and ever and ever and YES i will be shrieking

"THOSE EVIL FEMINISTS HAVE GONE TOO FAR HERE'S MY MOD TO FIX THIS UGLY HIDEOUS HAG OF A DATEABLE WOMAN" *pictures of glassy eyed anime girl tiktok sunburn blush huge eyes elsa frozen nose. you look up what the original character looked like and she was less than 10 degrees from glassy eyed anime girl in the fucking first place*