Professional Time Wasters, Inc.

I don’t think this photo needs any further explanation

When I’m camping, I don’t mind using a random stick from the ground as a marshmallow roasting skewer. But when I find an actual skewer on the ground I’m hesitant to use it because “it might be a little dirty”.

We all know that girl, the one who seems to always have time to workout even after working twelve hours at the office, who always makes healthy choices even when there are Cheetos in the kitchen, the girl who can carry that forty pound box up three flights of stairs. She’s a fit girl. And with a few simple changes, you can be one too.

Here are seven habits of extremely fit women, and suggestions for how you can adopt them yourself.

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I would add the idea of having friends to the idea that you should compete, but otherwise, I felt this made good sense.

writing style: author from the 1800s with a severe love of commas whose sentences last half a page 

I came out here, to this point, to this place, hoping against all hope and despite signs and portends suggesting otherwise that I might, somehow, find myself having a pleasant experience, and yet here I stand, alone against the world, feeling assaulted, attacked on all fronts, knowing not my enemy’s name nor his face nor whether our battle is done.

Bruh this shit was amazing

GO BABY GO OMG

Poetry in motion

My jaw dropped

HER NAME IS ANTARA AND SHE’S MEXICO’S GRAND CHAMPION AT THE VERTICAL WALL CLIMB LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS!! SHE KNOWS SHE’S A GOOD GIRL!!! 

the wags on the way down

WHAT A GOOD DOG

Utilizing a pitbull’s skill competitively without hurting the animal or other dogs???? I fux with it. 👍❤️

Photos made by Toku.

Lucille Sharpe made and worn by me.

oh my god

everyone needs to see this video at least once in their life

I think my favorite thing about dogs is that they can, in fact, perceive the tone/mood of music, just as they can with human voices.

The fighting doesn’t just end after they come home.

Veteran Vision Project

This is beautiful

This is so important. This needs more notes.

I’m in the military and this shit is real!! Pray for us and be here for us

I’ve always loved the last picture. The Marine corporal one. It’s an awesome picture!

These always fuck me up

Please look at every picture and reblog this.

Depressing yet important.

This just bummed me tf out

this made me cry

I know of someone going through this. :c Stay strong man.

I needed these and I figured you do, too.

Im living for petty biden memes

I got my first taste of post-election fear this morning when I walked into an all-white space of strangers, comprised mostly of men. And even though I had business to conduct, I couldn’t look any of them in the eye, I was scared of what they might say, of what their facial expressions would be, of what is now considered acceptable behavior in this warped American society. And as I sit here with real tears streaming down my face, I am pleading with you to look out and stand up for us, those who feel unwelcome and uncomfortable in Trump’s America. We need you in our corner. Please. This is my country too.

HOW ADORABLE IS THIS KITTY

*slams desk* THIS IS THE KIND IF CONTENT THE UNIVERSE NEEDS MORE OF, DAMNIT!

@kilifilithorinandco

“mew!” *grunt of agreement* “mew!” *grunt of agreement* *kitten climbs on top of man’s head* “mew!” *grunt of agreement*

I love that the second cameraman just started recording the first one instead of whatever they were originally focusing on.

Lesson for today… You can’t stay mad with squeaky shoes…

You know what, I often need to chill the fuck down, so the answer is yes, i’m gonna buy myself squeaky shoes

all I want in my life is peace

Hold……..the……queso