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@escapingwdrugsxx / escapingwdrugsxx.tumblr.com

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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta way.

He just ran out of thyme.

Here today, gone tomato.

His wife is very upset. Cheese still not over it.

We never sausage a tragedy coming.

Ashes to ashes, crust to crust.

There’s not mushroom for Italian chefs in today’s world. Man, if I had a penne for every time I heard that.

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