everything that you think is true about me is true about me regardless of if it contradicts other things that are true about me. i am an enigma. a myth. a lie. most importantly, a huge cunt.

this may come as a shock to some of y'all but my content has a single-person target audience and it’s me

sing us a song, youre the piano man

quilly joel

Closer closer closer

This, but with the noise a printer makes lmao.

The people in 1897 were mentally in 2030

Sam: 1 | Ba’al: 0

only the essentials

This but with novel writing.

my body is NOT. a “”temple””….it is a CLOWN CAR, and NONE OF THESE BITCHES KNOW HOW 2 DRIVE

We are watching this man have a mental break down from trying to be Trumps hype man.

guys???? is 2017 okay???? I think it’s broken

Bruh these aren’t even just different colors they look like different styles

I’m gonna fucking lose it lmao

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

What a time to be alive.

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

David Bowie - Interview - Afternoon plus - 1979  [x]

Not much has changed in the way people treat bisexuality smh

“are you bisexual” “yes” “i’m not sure i understand” “I’m bisexual” “what do you mean” “ThAT I AM BISEXUAL”

remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life

And good days too

what the fuck is a good day

Dance emojis! [x]