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Ben Affleck takes a break to stare into the abyss of existence

Happy birthday Keith Richards! (18 december, 1943).

omg this is literally quote from the office y'all kill me …

“You know that point in your life when you realize the house you grew up in isn’t really your home anymore? All of a sudden even though you have some place where you put your shit, that idea of home is gone.”

STOP IT

people shouldn’t be shocked that bruce wants to fight superman like honestly catch him in the right mood and he’d fight his own reflection 

Her name isn’t Bruce her name is Caitlyn

do you really think this post is about caitlyn jenner……. what…….

This just in: Caitlyn Jenner is gonna fight Superman.

I hate it when women don’t realize that I’m just carrying tires. Literally always carrying them. Tires 24/7. Hitting that rubber from the minute I get up to the minute I go to sleep. Small tires, big tires, giant tires, it don’t matter to us men, am I right fellas?

I’m the girlfriend who will stay awake all night rubbing your back as you sleep, just so you sleep well.

Not me. I got shit to do in the morning take a NyQuil

yall: Louis got a girl pregnant me: I thought rats could only mate within their own species