before and after we taught him Frost Shield 🥺🥺

Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy me: not true Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform me: thats right

come on man

i love how bad he is at using that pen i’m so obsessed

I make fun of coffee drinkers for being physically addicted to and dependent on badbreath bitterdrink but when i dont have my morning tea i feel like a mentally ill caveman about to do something bad.

^ the gurgling farter

you’re all gonna love me for slamming cans of mango monster in the morning

^ the jittering trembler

^ The nefarious anglerfish

@omegaversereloaded

just want to give an update & say that I’ve cut out the morning mango monster because I think my brain is trying to kill me

update 2: turns out the meds I was on were giving me super vivid nightmares, morning mango monster is back baby!!!!

Ireland is the only country in Europe

we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it

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Real weather lovers understand

i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

this article is behind a paywall but i'm obsessed with the headline + photo combo

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