brain: did you bring a your pickaxe with you?
me: *slaps my ass so hard that it alerts the warden of my exact location*
me: yeah
what if axolotls. were little guys
Psycho - The Shower Scene [1960]
hmmmnnngh
oi fuck off youre not coming in
if i were to add a new enchantment to minecratf it would be cumblast fountain guess what it does
this is just sad
i like how they say they’re duping tnt as if it’s a normal part of the game, but mojang can’t add some insects cause it will hurt non-existent amphibians
Oh shit creeper
whatever you do, don’t listen to slowed down c418 minecraft music at any point of your life
whatever you do, don’t listen to slowed down c418 minecraft music at any point of your life
did it take Mojang 8 months to realize fireflies were poisonous to frogs
was this was the post that sent them scrambling to delete those fireflies
did it take Mojang 8 months to realize fireflies were poisonous to frogs
can’t wait to stuff a bunch of fireflies in my mouth and go mining without torches
this event has been cancelled due to
What if we could carry lanterns on sticks…
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i DON’T think they should add anymore features into this game.
INSTEAD they should start removing features until we’ve atoned for our sins
i didnt think mojang would take this post seriously
next they’ll take the rain because it’s poisonous to endermen : -(
they removed fireflies because of what I was going to do
what were you going to do
it to em
yup... just received word from Mojang that because of this sin... we’ve lost frogs as well.