Reblog so everyone can hear what they need.

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

When cats stretch and spread their little toebeans out, reblog if you agree

I can’t believe I forgot the best one

This is the best post I’ve ever seen!!

♡ eddie diaz + underrated scenes 7/? ♡ → 2.05: 'awful people'

No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

No Bitches Beach

Cannot let this stay in the tags

THE GOOD PLACE 1.04 | Jason Mendoza

if you choose to believe that in hobbit culture fat = sexy then when Gollum called Sam a ‘stupid fat hobbit’ from Sam’s perspective he was basically being called a himbo.

what gollum said: stupid fat hobbit

what gollum meant: ur ugly and stupid

what sam heard: you’re a hottie but you’re dumb as shit

sam:

guys Gollum used to be a hobbit…he was shooting his shot

Smeagol to gollum: please stop negging masters boyfriend. is making things VERY weird.

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

(for @queerbuck, from this post)

[Image ID: six square gifs of Eddie Diaz from multiple episodes of 9-1-1 where he’s making the “blep” face. His tongue darts out to wet his bottom lip before retreating, usually when he’s nervous:

GIF 1: Eddie looking at Shannon in 2.07 after letting her in, shutting the front door.

GIF 2: Eddie leaning back in frustration as he tries to negotiate with the guy that stole the firetruck in 4.06.

GIF 3: Eddie standing behind May to help put up a photo of the influencer to track down her location in 5.15.

GIF 4: Eddie standing up from his chair to perch on the corner of his desk as he listens to May in 5.15, a crease of concentration between his brows as he crosses his arms over his chest.

GIF 5: Eddie leaning back against the kitchen counter in his parents’ house in 5.17, staring at his father.

GIF 6: Eddie standing in a line in the locker room with Hen, Chimney and Buck in 6.02, looking towards Hen as he waits for her answer about breakfast.

/end ID]

Me, binge-watching 9-1-1: You there! Put that handsome idiot in a Situation!

The writers, nodding enthusiastically: On it, boss.

Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

Thank you for your patience, tumblr. I have been at work all day but now I am home and ready to build this horse you asked for.

First, let's pull up the poll results alongside an average looking horse. I have calculated the size of each part of our horse in relation to Average Size.

Next we will adjust our horse's components according to the specifications.

Finally, let us properly assemble these parts and see how it looks.

And there you have it. Great work team. No notes.