" You need to stop calling me kitten, I am a dangerous criminal. "
≾❦∬ ”Oh how you wound me. Must be so boring playing with me now you have someone who matches you on an intellectual level.”
" To be fair there are quite a lot of people on a higher intellectual level than you. "
≾❦∬ ”That almost sounds like a challenge…”
" There's no point in challenging you anymore, it's far to easy to beat you. It's almost become boring. "
≾❦∬ ”To be fair, Sweetheart, I like looking at your arse, what I truly desire is located at the opposite side of your body. Looks like we’re both going to be disappointed after all…”
" One of us is getting what we want tonight Sebastian, and I assure you- that person will be me. "
≾❦∬ ”The fact I like your arse along with many others is common knowledge, Sweetheart. I am an arse guy after all…”
" You like arses, I like collars. I guess we both get what we want tonight. "
≾❦∬ ”My opinion is; if that collar comes anywhere near me ever, it will be getting shoved so far up your pretty little arse that you’ll be shitting it out for a month.”
" Nice to know you think so highly of my ass, love. "
≾❦∬ ”Well that is down to matter of opinion now, isn’t it?”
" My opinion is that by the end of the day you'll be my pretty little pet. "
≾❦∬ ”And what a pretty collar I’m sure it is. Pity I won’t be wearing it. I’m not an animal Jim, and I’m not going to act like I am.”
" Oh, but I've heard you fuck like one. "
"Right. Those are the peaceful moments you’re asleep."
" I'm perfectly capable of whining more. I suggest you hold your tongue so that that doesn't end up happening. "
≾❦∬ ”… Yeah, alright Jim. Have you been having opium fueled dreams again?”
" I wanted a dog and you're a lot less messy and a lot more easily trained. Getting you a collar seemed easier and cheaper. "
Michael Fassbender at Angel Press Conference in 2007
" I've decided I want a puppy, that puppy is going to be you "
i just had a ridic mormor rp, in which jim was getting bullied so he threatened to ruin seb, and after more threats from both jim got bullied into being sebs bitch. but seb had wanted him and was asking about jims effed up past, and jim started to like him and it ended with jim finally sleeping because he never could
Merry crisis and a happy new fear
" I do not whine all the time "
some more random starters from various sources (once again, from spotify playlists, random commentary, tv shows, books, movies, and my brain).
- ❝You know Paris is beautiful at this time of year.❞
- ❝Someone needs to learn how to take a hint.❞
- ❝I tripped and fell on some rocks. Nothing more. Honestly you’re imaging things.❞
- ❝Yeah, his teeny tiny swimmers are determined little guys aren’t they?❞
- ❝How can I eloquently tell you to shut the hell up?❞
- ❝You know you’re supposed to mix it, right?❞
- ❝Alcohol is bad for you. So are drugs. And sex.❞
- ❝What’s dead should stay dead.❞
- ❝You need to stop this. You’re making a fool of yourself.❞
- ❝I don’t know why you’re so obsessed with him/her.❞
- ❝I think I’m the one that has to float tonight. Fuck.❞
- ❝Come back to bed.❞
- ❝They look just like you.❞
- ❝It’s handcrafted by the finest artisans in the land, why in the world are you so surprised at the amount?❞
- ❝You’re not even my real mother.❞
- ❝You’re not even my real father.❞
- ❝You are a piece of me, that I wished I didn’t need! But I need you anyway.❞
- ❝Our love is just one huge clusterfuck, but I could care less.❞
- ❝Did it ever enter your mind that perhaps I wanted this?❞
- ❝It takes two to tango so both of you deserve the blame.❞
- ❝I just want to sleep, you know? I want to sleep and never wake up.❞
- ❝What’s the dream and what’s reality?❞
- ❝We were two foolish children who thought we were in love.❞
- ❝Do you honestly think that this is going to end happily?❞
- ❝She told me you were doing research — You know there’s no point, right?❞
- ❝Why do you insist on prying into the past?❞
- ❝Shame on all of us for not having stopped it.❞
- ❝I got lost in the sounds.❞
- ❝Stop it. You’re being rude.❞
- ❝I suppose it’s better than nothing. But it could be better. Without a doubt.❞
- ❝You always have your head in the skies when it should be here.❞
- ❝I made a mistake, why do you insist on reminding me?❞
- ❝If you love me, then why did you leave?❞
- ❝If you’re going to play the game, at least learn to play it well.❞
- ❝Look at you. You’re absolutely filthy.❞
- ❝You’ve never done this before, have you?❞
- ❝You’re bleeding.❞
- ❝I once stood at the edge of a cliff and thought about jumping.❞
- ❝I hate it.❞
- ❝You look like a grumpy cat.❞
- ❝Don’t tell me you don’t want to at least dip your feet into the water!❞
- ❝Just let it go already, Jesus.❞
- ❝I have a surprise for you.❞
- ❝You make love as you eat.❞
- ❝I don’t want anything to spoil it.❞
- ❝Can the heart truly turn black?❞
- ❝You have no reason to be suspicious.❞
YOU'RE GONNA LOSE ALL WHAT YOU LOVE THE MOST.