So i submitted my thesis (one of them) this morning. But I also saw someone left a comment on my steam profile saying I was a chill dude and a great medic. I'm sure you can guess which one put me in a better mood
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cannibalism as a metaphor for love but also as a metaphor for metamorphosis and sex and hunger that does not stop at the stomach.
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daily mission of getting sniper out of his camper
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fem heavymedic♥️
usually I don't like when fandom retcons a male character's attraction to women bc bi erasure sucks but in my extremely convoluted hc for medic's backstory, I do hc him and his wife to have had a marriage of convenience. In my personal headcanon, they met bc they were wlw and mlm respectively involved in the underground gay scene of 1920s Germany and met through mutual friends. They became extremely close friends and married each other as a cover. They're still legally married but went their separate ways after leaving Germany in the 30s, then lost contact when the war broke out. Medic still wears the ring 1) for the same reasons he got married in the first place, protection. and 2) for sentimental reasons, he misses her and always wondered what happened to her. He really, really doesn't like being asked about it, which is why there's only like 1 line in the entirety of tf lore referencing his wife. Demo probably saw the ring and made the insult without thinking, Medic reacted extremely poorly, and the team collectively understood that pretty much anything is fair game to insult medic with because he doesn't really give a shit and finds it funny too, with the exception of two things: he will not tolerate being called a n*zi (he's jewish) or any reference to his wife.
i had to go to the hospital this morning to get a halter monitor fitted and the nurse was like ur heart rate is very high :^) are you nervous???
my brother in christ a stranger is touching my bare tits I'm a little perturbed
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we look the same and we both ignore it
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if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business
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I just remembered I can post whatever I want so Here r some doodles of demoman kissing the mercs inspired by the "I am gonna kiss ya!" voiceline. for no reason. Bonus because self love is essential EDIT: I FORGOT TO ADD SCOUTS DOOODLE WOOPS
i wish i looked like a ps2 era horror game main character player model
it doesn't get any better than this folks
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when I was a kid for some reason I thought Lola Bunny's last name was "Rabbit" and that she was actually Jessica and Roger's daughter. And the reason she wasn't in the original Loony Tunes is just that she wasn't born yet
I mean can you blame me. Look them and look at her. She's got a good blend of both of their features.
this is the only good head canon I've ever had tbh
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"girl dinner is when you don't eat teehee" "men think about the roman empire women think about their ex best friends and poetry" "✨sapphic love✨ is so pure and innocent and sweet unlike nasty gross Man Lust" "girl math is when you can buy starbucks and makeup because you didn't buy it yesterday so it's free" "I'm going to explain (complex topic) for the girlies! so basically it's like when you go shopping-" "I love women because they're so soft and smooth and feminine and we can talk about girly things and they're not sweaty or hairy or horny like gross men" "women should be unemployed girls don't need jobs men should do all that for us" "ugh girls that don't like pink or being feminine just need to stop being such pick mes and get over their internalized misogyny it's gross"
god save my hairy dyke ass from this hell before I start whacking people's shins with my Girl Baseball Bat. teehee!
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People in glass houses Heavy...