Final Dougstination

Begging.

undersea animals when a whale dies

what mouse walks on two legs

mickey

okay, what duck walks on two legs?

donald

no, all of them.

this is the last time you make a fool of me in my own house god damnit

Do you think you could put it back together? :)

im fucking losing it 

i thought it was just a normal dog in the background up until the end until it really opened its fucking mouth 

and then i just keep looking at it, paying attention while he talks, and im like...is that...a fucking muppet...is that controlled by someones hand, and i just, it gets so much worse because i keep staring and its forever until i realize its not even a normal fucking dog it has fucking hands. little grabby fucking hands,

I saw a post describing different kinds of body horror, like with a deer as example. I didn't get the one that used deception as theme, like 'the thing that wasn't a deer and maybe never was' was an example of how we are afraid to be deceived, but I couldn't picture it. THIS 'DOG' IS A HORRBILE XAMPLE OF THAT! I hate how for a few moments I truly thought that was just a normal dog! How could I have been that blind!?! I actually flinced when that jaw unhinged like a fucking snake!

(via @heirofnepeta)

This dock is holding a Greg on it’s Held. If you even care

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She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

When my hot wrestler wife leaves me

Oh wrong post

No stay in this space with me

shrek 2 in theaters

Forgiveness

This almost made me fall off of my bed

me after my 15 min break at work

me after sleeping a healthy 8 hours

me at the end of a two day weekend

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I've been scream laughing at this for several days