if i got jigsawed and woke up in some moldy room with a makeshift bear trap on my head or whatever i wouldn't even let it phase me. i'm not willing to be taught lessons i'm not paying attention to a puppet. i would close my eyes and visualize abstract forms in jewel tones until a machine tears me asunder. now we've both wasted our time and you won't be able to return anything in this room to ace hardware. what did YOU learn, old man

what if i was evil and ran torwards you at very fast speeds

My arms are strong, I would catch you ands hug you

Like several other countries, masks should have been considered common courtesy here for even every last cold bug.

Watching millions of pacific asian ppl wear masks during flu season & thinking ‘but we don’t have any reason to do that in the west’ is like the definition of western chauvinism

Removed the top of my desk for cleaning. Cat did not understand 

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They Got Him…

mistaken for salad… again.

The Dark Knight Rises (2012) dir. Christopher Nolan

oh my fuckning

UNMUTE THIS

What happened?

MRS. DOUBTFIRE 1993, dir. Chris Columbus

Splish splash I’m taking a bath 🐥💦

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‘sike’