{ kirstie }

i hate it when its possible but not plausible

The first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not ok for several days.

Guys I cried Beause of how much I fucking love them and how much they’ve done for me

i’m takin’ over my body

mankind stands no chance

one brave (or perhaps foolhardy) soul attempts to harpoon one of the beasts, is immediately and mercilessly slaughtered

his mistake was attempting to attack it using one of its own, thus angering the herd. his folly is his downfall

I think about this vine and this song all the time but I can’t look up the lyrics