me at mark zuckerbergs senate hearing: why did you betray andrew garfield. he was your only friend he fucking supported you
if I’m not sitting in pretty lingerie with a glass of champagne in a foreign place in the next 5 years I’ve failed
it's a disgrace. women are leaving their human motherly instincts and replacing it by dog/cat motherly instincts. they get more excited when they see a cute cat or a dog but get repulsed by children. Gone are the days when women wanted children, to get married to a respectable mature man as soon as they hit marriage age. now they rot their youth in school and end up being cat ladies
Smash that motha fuckin like button if you rotted your youth in school and are gonna end up being a cat lady!
Kate for Creepyyeha
i just wanna move out n live w the love of my life and make them breakfast every morning and we can dance around in our shitty little apartment to our favourite songs and kiss and fall more and more in love every day
having sex with someone you love is so amazing. the breathing, the intensity of every s i n g l e touch, the eye contact and soft moans fuuuuck me up w that shit
a small comic about tying up/tying together loose ends