Cursed fact about salmon sharks please 🥺
salmon sharks are small adorable relatives of the great white!
they do occasionally beach themselves, at which point they almost always get mistaken as “baby great whites” so if you see a clickbaity news article that goes LOCAL COUPLE RESCUES BABY GREAT WHITE FROM SANDBAR, chances are it was actually a salmon shark!
they can’t help it, they’re just babey.
CLIP OFF MY WINGS AND EAT THEM
Lies in bed too long=pain
Stands too long=pain
Sits too long=pain
Walks too long=pain
is there anything I can do that doesn’t cause pain?
Growing up with a chronic illness, especially an undiagnosed one, is such a hard experience. You think that the fatigue and pain that you experience is “normal” just because you’ve always had it. You frustrate your parents by asking them if you can stay home from school so often. Your teachers, school nurses, and parents wonder why you complain about physical symptoms so often. You’re constantly in and out of the doctor’s office, but the visits rarely yield any answers. You don’t truly realize that you were sick throughout your childhood and not just “lazy” until you’re diagnosed with a chronic illness as a teenager or adult.
“You’re too young to be so sick!”
“You’re too young to be using a mobility aid!”
“Why do you rest so much? You’re so young!”
[gif: Hades from Disney’s Hercules saying “I know! I know. I know. I got it. I get the concept” while his hair flares from blue to red]
"You've already given [NPC] 2 gifts this week! That's enough."
Me:
I will reblog this every day until Doomguy is confirmed for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Demons are terrified of this man.
Just Doomguy performing my fave taunts
with you in green, the end of the world and another lifetime.
Get what you fucking deserve you will.