“Got the morbs” should be a thing.

I’M LAUGHING I COULD NOT HAVE TIMED THIS BETTER IF I TRIED

my brother just called me from the toilet??

“em this gonna be weird but i just sat down on the toilet and then james called and hes on the doorstep. could you let him in? beware, he’s dressed as freddie mercury,”

its 2am

why

Friendship

reblog for noises

TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

BYEEEEEE

Jared Leto: Please tell me this time, are you guys doing anything later?? Margot: No Margot:

Jared: You’ll tell me if you guys are doing anything, right Jai?

Jai: We’re not doing anything, honest.

This is my favorite thing about the press tour

my children have too many legs .. but they are handsome and strong

BBC fucked up their subtitles so Aziz Ansari’s stand up subtitles showed up on a nature documentary. (source)

who is careless enough to leave their BABY IN THE SUN

PUT ME IN THE TRASH WITH MY TRASH SNACKS WHERE I BELONG

“whats your favorite song on lemonade?”

hillary: single ladies??

You’d think more than a year after this interaction, people would learn to stop asking female cosmonauts sexist questions. And yet, here we are. Russia is sending an all-female group into space — and not only were they just asked how they’d get by without makeup, but what they’d do without men. They shut it down just as quickly.

Women that are at the pinnacle of health and intelligence, and at the forefront of science, and they are asked about their hair. Fucking pathetic.