lordofelves:

“Oh I’ve heard that phrase before.”

“He’s my son. You really think he’d be in bed?” 

“No wine son, that’s final and you need to go to bed.” 

“He’s a growing boy and needs his sleep, you’re done growing and don’t need sleep as much.”

“I took a nap earlier in the son I’m totally kay to stay up for like 20 more hours.” 

lordofelves:

“No, son.”

*holds wine glasses out of reach*

#I THOUGHT HE WAS IN BED! 

#Get off my back, you

“You’re too young for wine and PASSED your bed time.” 

*Reaches for it to finish wine*

“Aw common I’ll be good I promise” 

# CORRECTION husband 

# I don’t drink in front of our son. 

#I’m drinking your wine SO that’s why you’re not drinking it. 

#MMMmmmm 

#Yummy

#So unhand the wine, my Lady. #Or I might have to use drastic measures #still judging you #tease

“I want some” 

-grabs at wine glasses- 

Okay first though I have a story to tell you. I woke up kinda late and couldn’t get going for work. I did make it on time but for like the first few hours I was dead tired. So my boss finally lets me take my break at about 5:45 so I go and call my mom and she pays me back what she owes. So thats cool I needed to get food anyway. So I went to the subway and got the turkey italiano melt. The chick making the sandwich was like, “you wanted the turkey italiano melt right?” I was like “yes and I do want provolone on it but I don’t want it ovened.”

“I don’t want it ovened.” 

I couldn’t remember the word for toasted so I literally said “ovened.” 

lordofelves 

I just…really love Dinosaurs okay. When I went to see AoU I saw it in 3d with my sister and they played the Trailer for Jurassic World. I just about cried at the bit where the water one eats the Pterodactyl. Because a) DINOSAURS (and lbr totally trained to do that at this point) and b) BECAUSE technology has gotten to a point where 3d dinosaurs are a thing. 

Plus I-Rex is gonna eat at least 5 people and I’m so pleased. 

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