if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

Gay Pride!

Last part!

Wow thank you everyone who sent me so many nice messages and comments! I’m glad people liked this comic, even though I made it up on the spot and almost makes no sense. It’s not perfect but it was certainly good practice!

Other parts: 1 2 3 4 5 6

Directors cut of the kissing scene in the Blue Neighbourhood trilogy

not gonna lie… I did scream when I found this 

why the fuck am i yelling

THIS IS WHY I AM ALIVE

Who does he think he is like damn

heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school

literally no one

an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom

person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?

me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee

person: alright good luck

actual highschool party I’ve been to 

person: I brought beer!

people: aaaaaaa yyyyeeeaaahhh

person: want some?!?!

Me: no I don’t drink

person: GOOD MORE FOR US HERE’S SOME SODA

On the bus: Dude: Do you want a cigarette? Me: Dude I’m asthmatic. I’d die. Dude: Okay, cool, cool.

6th period math: 

friend: hey, you want a weed brownie?

me: nah I’m good. 

friend: cool.

Lunch

Some girl: You guys wanna smoke weed in the stairwell??

Us: not really

Girl: Okay friends, if you want any later my name’s Zoey, i always sit here

Guy: do you want a cigarette?

Me: I don’t smoke

Guy: good, don’t start

(that happened on multiple occasions with different people)

Seriously I was pressured into reading the Twilight books 1000x more than any drugs or alcohol

The last one

me and my friends were walking to the gas station to get food one night and some girls across the street yelled like yo wanna get high and I just said nah we’re good and they just stumbled off like alright man I’m not even kidding majority of the time people that do drugs are like the nicest people you’ll meet

A group of Slytherin students camping outside the common room because the password is something bigoted and they refuse to say it

a group of Slytherin students having a sleepover in the Hufflepuff dormitory because the Hufflepuffs found out

A group of ravenclaw students trying to magically change the doors password when the hufflepuffs tell them

a group of Gryffindors trying to forcibly remove the door when they finally find out

“#im so into the idea of the ravenclaws being like #‘we tried every spell we could think of and we cant get it to change the password or let us in without it’ #and the gryffindors are just like #‘ALRIGHT EVERYONE STAND BACK WE’RE EITHER GONNA JINX THIS DOOR INTO OBLIVION OR BLOW IT THE FUCK UP WITH LITERAL EXPLOSIVES BUT WE ARE GETTI #*GETTING IN WITHOUT THAT PASSWORD ONE WAY OR ANOTHER'” (via: detectivejoan)

All while the Hufflepuffs provided the Gryffindors with the explosives (who are confused because these little puffballs have explosives? But also very impressed because these little puffballs HAVE EXPLOSIVES), along with cookies and words of encouragement for every house. And the Ravenclaws are munching cookies in the Puff common room while they work with the Slytherins to write a strongly worded letter to the head master. 

and all the while everyone is getting along. Is happy and there is no prejudice. It’s actually the opposite. And the Gryffindor’s finally getting the door down at two in the morning. But the Slytherin’s wanting to stay with the Puff’s. So they all have a Sleepover. And Professor’s walking into the Slytherin common room in the morning finding it deserted. Then looking in the other houses to find them all sleeping in the common rooms. All of them. (Alright next person :3) 

And then this becomes a regular thing, not just between Slytherin and Hufflepuff but the other houses get involved too, and each weekend it’s at a different house

And they invite professors and everyone having a blast+McGonagall sharing embarrassing stories for past eras

And McGonagall goes to the sleepovers once a months asks what story they students want to hear this time. She has many stories, but the school ha one favorite. A story about three misfit gryffindors, the brightest witch of her age, the king, and the boy who lived, who saved the wizarding world. This is the story she is asked to tell every time she goes to a sleepover. 

She sits down in the center of the chosen common room and all the students sit around her in a circle. The room falls silent as McGonagall begins her story, “Mr. and Mrs. Dursley of Number Four Privet Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much…”

Omg it got better!!! I already reblogged this, but I’m doing it again because reasons!

@carry-on-my-wayward-pun

@amy-ackers-nose

The people in Avatar the Last Airbender were modeled after wonderful, beautiful cultures. 

The Fire Nation, modeled after Japan.

The Earth Kingdom, modeled after China

The Air Nomads, modeled after Tibetian monks.

The Water Tribe, modeled after North American Natives.

And the Foggy Swamp Tribe, modeled after Floridians

his face is more chiseled than the fucking Adonis.

what if breakfast had genders 

welcome to Spanish class

And german

i’m not even the mum friend, i’m like the grandma friend. evidence: - falls asleep a lot - confused about most things - loves baking for people - exasperated at the Youths™ - u never really know what i’m on about but i mean well so u smile and nod anyway

Let’s do a thing, everyone who is single and ready to mingle but is also hella obsessed with youtubers reblog this post so we can find each other

meeting you.

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1T1RHwI

by aircatcher

“Don’t ever think that I, for even one second, regret meeting you.” Connor whispered through the line.

“I try, I really do try, but sometimes …. it’s too hard”

or

The one in which Troye is a YouTuber who has a huge open crush on Connor, who is an actor. Both grow and branch out in the ‘fame world’ and things get a bit difficult for them to handle.

Words: 1620, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1T1RHwI

If DJ Khaled can update his story while lost at sea on a jet ski at night I think you can text back

Troye being too precious for this world

The best 20 seconds of your day

seems they’ve learned their lesson then 😆 this makes me so happy