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I'm A Fucking Mess

@depressedmemescream / depressedmemescream.tumblr.com

Age: 24 / Chaotic mess
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xjulixred45x

I could't contain myself guys sorry--

Bro, do you realize how scary it would be to have Vox as a Yandere?

just imagine it. You could be one of his workers, maybe too good at your job, because not only do you do what Vox tells you without asking questions, but you also know what to say and what not to say to avoid a "tantrum" from him. or rather, when his insecurities attack with force like when Alastor returns.

Vox would probably be a somewhat condescending yandere (as seen with Val) but don't think you can't turn tables easily, if you stroke his ego enough, you can have him around your finger. but that doesn't make it any less dangerous for those around you.

He makes the typical 180 degree turn in attitude when it comes to Other Employees and when it comes to You. Damn, you may be the only one of his employees who gets paid vacations (or even vacations) or even birthday bonuses, things like that. He likes to give you his things or products with the excuse that "they are for testing" even if they have already been released on the market.

Like:

Vox: who the fuck eat My leftovers!?! WHENEVER WHO WAS I'M GOING TO-

Darling: it was me sir.

Vox:--give You the rest and take You out for lunch, You haven't eaten in the whole day AGAIN, didn't ya?

He definitely avoids conflict with you by hypnotizing you, when he starts to feel hostility, fear on your part or that you want to leave, he makes you "out of nowhere" have "ONE MORE TASK" and you can't help but do what he says.

and IT IS NOT just to avoid fights or for you to leave, it is something CONSTANT (once every two days MINIMUM), although Vox is not worried about your brain turning into mush due to its powers, it always keeps nutritious things in your diet and they come out relatively often , as you have to follow him everywhere.

Eventually he becomes more clingy and needy in this case, it's practically not that he's proposing to you or anything, he's just slowly dragging you into a relationship without you realizing it (because you're not lucid enough). Unless you develop a higher level of tolerance to his hypotonic trick, I don't think you'll notice his Red Flags.

I think it would be ESPECIALLY BAD if Darling is also a Sinner, because then they wouldn't even be able to get out of the pride ring to run away from Vox. leaving you with many fewer options and having to avoid all of Vox's technology, which you could only achieve by 1- going to the Cannibal Legion or 2- going to the Hazbin Hotel.

Running away is EXTREMELY DIFFICULT, not only because of his hypnotic trick, but because he literally has EYES EVERYWHERE, on every screen in hell. If you somehow manage to get away with it and run away, Vox would be SO ANGRY and looking for you all over hell with their screens.

Although definitely if you were gone more than a day, he would be more distraught than angry and would begin to despair. Even Val and Velvet would give him a hand because of how bad it would be.

Just imagine, thinking that you finally lost sight of Vox's search drones, without realizing that you stand in front of some store and VOX ITSELF appears on the screens :)

If you made the stupid decision to go to the Hazbin Hotel, Vox would be distraught and would even think that Alastor was somehow holding you hostage, obviously! Why would you go there if you knew his biggest enemy was there? Alastor must be using you as a bargaining chip! How dare he!?

(in this case, fortunately, the punishment is much less severe, but he would definitely monitor you for the rest of your life)

When he eventually gets you back (after a few days or even WEEKS of anguish) expect, first of all, to be in a mortal embrace that lasts AT LEAST 2 days and then receive your "punishment" which would be to be under hypnosis for AT LEAST 1 YEAR to be sure that this NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN.

Although calm down! He gives your mind breaks periodically because 1- he doesn't know if that would ultimate mess with your head and 2- it's nice to hear YOU talk instead of the robotic version.

When that year FINALLY ends, you will be a much more obedient, more terrified, sweeter version of You, according to Vox, like a frightened Deer. It was a long and hard process, but the good thing is that you don't have to do anything anymore! absolutely! Just do what he tells you and everything will be fine.

Shares, reglogs and comments are very welcome!

Not one of the Best yanderes to have, but Def not the worst

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hattersarts

a beth x space beth conversation that ended up making me do a 10 page colour comic.

i think the only person space beth would ever talk 2 about their insecurities over rick's perceived choice would be beth, sure she's is over it but i dont think she ever got anyone to talk 2 anyone about it who'd REALLY get it so this is finally some catharsis for her.

also this comic finally made me actually understand how sunsets work????????

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Pomni breaks the 4th wall and looks directly at the audience.

Pomni: โ€œas you can see I am sufferingโ€

Ragatha: โ€œPomni? Who are you talking to?โ€

Pomni: โ€œPomni abuse is happening right now before your very eyesโ€

Ragatha: โ€œI think sheโ€™s lost itโ€

Zooble: โ€œdidnโ€™t take her long. Gotta a be record short timeโ€

Pomni: โ€œbut YOU can bring an end to Pomni abuse! With just enough donations of Get Me The Fuck Out Of Here YOU can set me free and the rest of these lovely victimsโ€

She sweeps her arm over everyone, gesturing to the whole crew but stopping short of Jax. She points an aggressive finger at Jax.

Pomni: โ€œexcept for this one. This one you can donate one dime to watch me slap the smug look off his faceโ€

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nobody-nexus

TADC Incorrect Quotes

(With have Ragatha/Pomni, Jax/Zooble if you squint, and maybe like ONE Jax/Bubble for shits and giggles)

Ragatha:ย As your best friendโ€” Gangle:ย Zooble's my best friend? Ragatha, holding a knife: Asย your best friendโ€”

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Ragatha:ย Pomni is at that very special age where an adult only has one thing on their mind Caine:ย Boys? Pomni:ย Homicide

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Pomni: You know what? When I join this friend group, I thought you guys would be dealing with my bullshit Caine, Zooble and Kinger continue screaming about mold water Pomni: Not the other way around! Bubble: I dunno, sounds like you need to drink the mold water :)

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Gangle: How do Zooble and Jax usually get out of these messes? Ragatha: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out

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Ragatha:ย Just be careful, Pomni! Pomni, heading out the door: I'm always careful, Ragatha! Pomni:ย It's everything around me that's careless

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Caine:ย I truly believe that water can solve all your problems! Gangle:ย Weight loss? Drink water Ragatha:ย Clear skin? Drink water Jax:ย Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

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Zooble:ย Hold on, I can explain Caine:ย Really? Can you now? Zooble:ย I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie

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Caine:ย You have to apologize to them Jax Jax:ย Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

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Gangle:ย I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

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Ragatha:ย Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance? Zooble:ย No. Jax:ย No. Ragatha:ย Didn't think so

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Pomni:ย Hostage or not, sometimes itโ€™s nice being held Ragatha:ย Are you okay

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Zooble:ย When I get Doordash I order 20 Cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I donโ€™t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times Ragatha:ย I hope you understand how food poisoning works Zooble:ย I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I never met a burger I couldnโ€™t eat

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Ragatha:ย Wake me up- Pomni:ย Before you go go Gangle:ย When September ends Caine:ย WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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Ragatha, smugly, after security arrives to escort Jax and Pomni out:ย So, do you wanna walk out of here or do you wanna be carried out? Jax, in defeat:ย Letโ€™s go Pomni:ย Wait. Jax:ย What? Pomni:ย Iโ€™d kinda like to be carried out...

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Gangle:ย We have fun, donโ€™t we, Pomni? Pomni:ย I have never been more stressed out in my entire life

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Kinger:ย Hey Ragatha? Ragatha:ย Yeah? Kinger:ย What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false? Ragatha: Ragatha:ย ...What.

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Jax:ย How high are you? Pomni:ย Mm, I donโ€™t know how to say it in feet. Zooble:ย No, he's asking what drugs are you on Pomni:ย Oh, antidepressants, why?

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Caine:ย It is 6:09 . Caine:ย I am wondering why Iโ€™m still alive. Caine:ย Send Wendyโ€™s. Pomni:ย The whole restaurant?!

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Zooble:ย Iโ€™m the smartest person in this group.... Jax:ย Really? Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine? Zooble:ย I paid for my Mars Bar, Iโ€™m getting my Mars Bar.

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Pomni:ย Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?? Jax:ย Y- you were putting it in cold water?? Zooble:ย Pomni. Answer the question, Pomni. Pomni:ย Yeah??? I thought people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. didn't realize there was an actual reason. Pomni:ย Plus, you think I have the patience to boil water? Jax:ย You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes?? Zooble:ย Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it? Jax:ย Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove? Zooble:ย It takes less than aย minute. Jax:ย Is your stovetop powered by the f#%king sun??? Zooble:ย How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove? Jax:ย Like seven minutes?? Gangle:ย Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes... less than that if you use a saucepan! Zooble:ย Why are you putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? Gangle? Your stove is enchanted! Pomni:ย Every single person here is a f#%king lunatic. Ragatha:ย Do none of you own a f#%king kettle?

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Gangle:ย Guess what I'm about to get! Jax:ย On my nerves.

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Zooble:ย Jax has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all they say now. Everything is deez nuts. They simply can't stop. Zooble:ย I asked Jax where he learned that joke. He made me promise him wouldn't get in trouble if he told me. I agreed. Zooble:ย So, he leans in and whispers, "deez nuts."

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Pomni:ย HELP! I TOLD RAGATHA I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK! Jax, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag:ย And you thought I could help?

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Jax:ย Itโ€™s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter A. Ragatha:ย Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Hereโ€™s one more to further disprove your theory Pomni:ย F$%k you.

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Zooble:ย New challenge! Don't say stupid sh!t for 24 hours!

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Pomni:ย Coca Cola is a health potion, Pepsi is a mana potion Ragatha, amused:ย Whatโ€™s grape soda? Pomni:ย Itโ€™s f#%king purple baby!!!

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Zooble:ย It doesnโ€™t have a bone Jax:ย Then why is it called a boner?

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Pomni:ย Can I get a waffle? Caine and Bubble:ย *fighting and yelling at each other* Pomni:ย Can Iย p l e a s eย get a waffle?

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Jax:ย I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes Zooble:ย Wow, I've gotta hear this Jax:ย I was angry and envious of my neighbor, so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share Ragatha:ย You forgot pride Jax:ย No, I'm pretty proud of this

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Ragatha, trying to be cute:ย WOW, Pomni, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How AWFULLY lewd of you. Pomni, confused:ย We literally slept together yesterday? Ragatha: Eh- sweetie no that's not-

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Caine:ย Can we talk about that mass email you sent? Pomni:ย Why? It was important Caine:ย All it says is, "I'm back on my sh!t". Jax, shrugging:ย The people need to know

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Jax:ย Weโ€™re getting married, bitches! Bubble:ย And we're about to make it everybody else's problem

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bunnyjesters

FREAKSHOW - PAGES 9, 10, & 11

HEY! im alive! this is kitsch, the thumbnail artist + main mod of this blog. life got sort of hectic and i feel a little bad for not keeping up with updates so much anymore. life really got in the way of things, aka discovered i had a degenerative disk in my back + a few other health issues (+ fixating on murder drones ๐Ÿฅฒ) our other mods who are the cleanup + colourists have also been busy so ive gotten the go ahead to just post the rough outlines of what we were working on. i hope this suffices enough for the wait. thank you all for the patience and i appreciate all the love weโ€™ve gotten on the comic so far!

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erinnormy

Hai first post on this blog :)

Ive decided these two are very protective of prime morty because who isnโ€™t

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one of the funniest things about r/m to me is that if anyone's implying they're fucking it's summer. you can see that she kind of starts making those digs out of jealousy but the longer the show goes the more she's just like Yeah that's my brother and my grandpa, yeah they're my closest family and i love them, yeah i think they Do It when no one's at home.

meanwhile rick and morty are NOT doing it. they are stewing in this fucked up little ouroboros of enmeshment and guilt and tension and self-denial. that's why they're like that.

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katsune-nya

Tokyo Revengers' characters kinks headcanons.

I'm ovulating. I'm sorry.

Contains: Mikey, Draken, Taka, Kei, Ran and Rindo.

Manjiro "Mikey" Sano:

Size: No matter if you're bigger, smaller, or the same size as him, his energy and dominance make him always seem bigger than you when he has you pinned under him or in a full nelson. He's so strong, he can hold you in any position he wants, manhandling you and using you as he pleases for as long as he wants to have you. On the bed, on the air, against a wall, on top of a counter. He'll have you anywhere he wants and you won't even want to protest when you see his dark eyes above you ordering to be good for him.

Mommy/Daddy: My boy is a subby switch. He wants to be your baby. Dress him up in cute femenine pastel lingerie and caress his face, do his hair and kiss him all over, ride him or pound into him until you make him cry and he will always be yours. He will brat, but only so you can put him in his place, and please love on him, pamper him. Baby him. Aftercare is holding him on your chest or as the little spoon, caressing and kissing him while whispering sweet nothings on his skin.

Lactation: There's little he loves more than sucking and lightly nipping on your nipples and grabbing on your chest as he drinks up the milk that comes out. He can do it untouched or with you jerking him off. He massages your breasts and sucks on your nipples like a baby, eyes closed and lips pouty, grabby hands and laying on your lap and arm. He could stay there all day.

Ken "Draken" Ryลซguji:

Breeding+Pregnancy: Regardless of if you can, he loves the idea of getting you pregnant. From cumming inside you to your body changing. Your belly getting round and skin stretching. Your body getting softer, your breasts filled with milk. You carrying his child, making him a dad. Just the thought of it makes him aroused, he wants to claim you as his and see you pregnant with his baby. He goes insane and only wishes you could do it for him.

Discipline: He likes the control, power, dominance and ownership he feels when he trains you like his little pet. He has a rule book and teaches you commands, and when you disobey he loves to bend you over his lap and spank you or fuck your face like a fleshlight leaving you untouched with no permission to finish yourself off. Too good at brat taming, you can't misbehave with him.

Soft Sex: He loves to just make love to you sometimes, no dominance, no submission, just love, softness, touching and kissing and showing you how much he adores you. Low lights, soft scents in the air, laying you on the bed and showing you that you're the most important person in his life and for you to do the same. You can softly pull on his hair, or scratch his back, but apart from that, he wants it to be sweet, soft, loving and warm, like your embrace.

Takashi Mitsuya:

Bondage/Shibari: He has an eye for the arts, for aesthetics, and what's prettier than his little baby wrapped up like a gift for him? He runs his hands softly on your skin as he dexterously ties the knots. He touches all over your body when he's done. If you allow him to, he takes the most beautiful pictures of you in the position he set you in. The dominance he feels when you can't move and aren't able to push him away after the never ending orgasms he gives you is just a plus.

Lingerie: Another obvious one. He makes you fits to wear for him. You're his favorite model. He loves to just watch you doing anything on them, and sooner than later he's hugging you from the back, caressing your body and kissing on your neck to show you how much he wants you on the bed with him. He makes love to you while wearing the sets and moving them to the side or sometimes it's not even needed to move thanks to the design.

Pleasure Dom: Well, more than a kink is an identity. His goal when you are together is to make you feel good, over and over again. He gets off to your pleasure. He always goes down on you to begin the act and rarely wants retribution. He likes to caress your whole body, overstimulate you and kiss you the whole time. He's soft, caring, and so detailed with his actions that even if you are hard to please, he has you twitching below him in a matter of minutes.

Keisuke Baji:

Primal: He's a wild guy, we know that. He likes hunting you down, biting, scratching, having to rough you up into a position and make you take it. He pins you to the bed, floor, furniture, and humps you like a rabid animal in heat. He pulls your hair, grabs your neck, spanks you. He likes to play rough. He grunts as he pounds into you and when he tastes you. He likes to have you at his mercy but because he earnt it. He likes you being feisty, fighting back, bratting to him. It gives him motivation to really make you feel how much he wants to take you.

Pet Play: Puppy, Kitten, Bunny, anything you want, he'll love it. He likes to mix this up with primal play too sometimes, and be a predator running to catch you. Or your owner who wants to breed you, show you who's the leader of the pack. He gets you collars and accessories, a few leashes to walk you around and pull you to him, to keep you still. He'll always give you a treat if you behave... Or a punishment if you don't.

Brat Taming: He loves making you submit. He loves when you give him an attitude, disobey, misbehave, it makes the dynamic more exciting and he has an excuse to make you listen one way or the other or physically "force" you into submission. He likes the power dynamic, the fact that you don't just obey but he has to earn it, and the way you finally break and let him do as he pleases.

Ran Haitani:

Gagging: On his cock. On his fingers. Just gag on him. It makes him feel big and strong, dominant above you. He pushes your face until your nose rubs against his skin and keeps you there until you make those noises for him. He shoves his fingers in your mouth while he pounds into you. He loves to give you more than you think you can handle. 'Cause you're his good little baby, and you can take it.

Spitting: He spits on your hole to add more lubrication. Opens your mouth while grabbing onto your face to spit inside it. He sees it as another show of dominance and a way of marking you. He likes when you stick your tongue out for him so he slowly lets the string of saliva drop on it and make you swallow, then kisses you deeply. You have to take all of him, taste all of him, swallow all of him.

Double Penetration: Whether it's on one hole or two, with a toy or someone else, he loves filling you up completely. He likes making you overstimulated, overwhelmed, dumb on his cock and whatever or whoever else is in you too. He likes hearing your whines and babbles, your glossy eyes, your squeals or grunts as you struggle to take it.

Rindo Haitani:

Dumbification: There's nothing this man loves more than to see his pretty baby dumb on his cock. Nothing behind your pretty eyes, not a single thought that isn't his body on yours. You struggling to form coherent sentences, stupid expression on your face and glossy lips. His goal every time he fucks you is to get you in that state, where he can do anything he wants to you and you just nod in response. He loves to have you be his little dumb toy.

Bimbo: You don't need to be a busty blonde in pink, but tight revealing clothing, kinda dumb and maybe even a bit of a bitch? Sign him up, he's gonna leave you unable to walk. He wants your lips around him while you look up at him with big glossy eyes and he caresses your face and encourages you to keep going, you can take it. He likes to spoil you, to see you brat and then be disarmed the moment he starts touching you.

Soft Dom: He's in love with you, he doesn't fuck, he makes love. He likes loving on you and showing you how important you are to him. He kisses you, caresses you, holds your hand while he goes at it. He likes kissing your neck and leaning his forehead on yours while on missionary or a mating press and leaving more kisses wherever he can reach. Cooing at you and guiding you with sweet words, calling you "love" as he praises you for how good you make him feel.

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kkusuka

tr headcannons that are cannon.

bc i said so!

cw: smut, all timeskip, afab reader, they/them pronouns

- izana has a nasty habit of flicking up skirts you wear just to see what underwear you picked that day

- if shion is interested in you heโ€™ll follow you around like a puppy dog until you acknowledge him

- takemichi has fainted after seeing your boobs

- during meetings mikey uses your poor tits as stress balls, but only heโ€™s allowed to look at them and everyone knows that, so when he sees come low level toman member looking, youโ€™re left shirtless watching your boyfriend scare the shot out of some poor guy. but hey! pretty titties!

- kakucho did not know where the clit was until he saw you masturbating and was like โ€˜wtf are they rubbing???โ€™

- sanzu doesnโ€™t know when it started but he just has to hold onto your thighs whenever he sits next to you

- rindou has definitely walked in on you and ran fucking- in the kitchen- and they both have started a conversation as if he wasnโ€™t balls deep in your cunt (can be the other way around but rindou would at least stop fucking you until ran left)

- anytime youโ€™re standing next to hanma he has both palms settled on your ass

- draken blocks any other noise out when heโ€™s fucking you, all he wants to hear are your little pants and moans- until somebody walks in on him fucking you stupid

- senju would 100% ask to go to a bathhouse with you just to end up asking to โ€˜compare boobsโ€™ because she has all brothers and didnโ€™t know her mother so she needs help- just to make sure everything is ok( as in she wants to touch your boobs!)

- izana has cut tenjuku meetings short because he wanted you to sit on his face

- sometimes mikey would take you to these huge dinner parties in the prettiest dress and shoes he could find and walk you around as a tiny bullet vibrator delivered orgasm after orgasm through your poor pussy

- ran gas definitely let other dudes fuck you just for you to see how good you have it- and the other guys didnโ€™t make it too far after anyway

- mikey isnโ€™t good with emotion but he does know that boobs = proof of god

- shinichiroโ€™s biggest fantasy has always been fucking you on his bike

- rindou makes you moan so loud that heโ€™s had to replace speakers in his room bc they arenโ€™t load enough to drown you out

- sanzu has sent mikey your sex tape

- takeomi has been know to make you cockwarm him during meetings with other gangs

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fuyuluvr

i give this pussy to you nine to five, five to nine. โ™ก

synopsis: tr men canโ€™t get enough of you, neither could you. <;3ย 

characters: chifuyu, kakucho, izana

warnings: mdni and ageless blogs dni. you will be blocked. f!reader, overstimulation, multiple orgasms, riding, izana is mean but a good type of mean, oral (f!receiving), lmk if i missed out more. oh also, izana talks in filo idc idc

chifuyu:ย 

โ€œoh, fuck.โ€ chifuyu groans as he rolls his head back, a dull thump reverberating the room as you sink down his length in quick pumps. your arms were around his neck, lips sucking harshly at the bottom of his ear as breathy moans escape you.ย 

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ilyluffy

๐ต๐‘…๐’ช๐’ฏ๐ป๐ธ๐‘…โ€™๐’ฎ ~ ๐ต๐ธ๐’ฎ๐’ฏ ~ ๐น๐‘…๐ผ๐ธ๐’ฉ๐’Ÿ

๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ญ๐จ๐ค๐ฒ๐จ ๐ซ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ง๐ ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ ๐œ๐ก๐š๐ซ๐š๐œ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ ๐Ÿ๐š๐ง๐ญ๐š๐ฌ๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐š๐›๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ข๐ซ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ง๐โ€™๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐ข๐›๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ 
  • ๐ข๐ง๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐๐ž๐ฌ: takashi mitsuya + kazutora hanemiya + chifuyu matsuno + imaushi wakasa
  • ๐ ๐ž๐ง๐ซ๐ž: smut {minors + ageless blogs dni!! youโ€™ll be blocked}
  • ๐ฐ๐š๐ซ๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ: gn!reader, pervy!characters, dry humping, masturbation, panty stealing, peeping, implied sex {more warnings under the cut}
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