here i am with my ninja clan

normal again 👍

horny again 👍

normal again 👍

horny again 👍

normal again 👍

you should spend more time training instead of being horny.

Sasuke…

tumblr PLEASE stop recommending me Sasuke’s Morgue

number one trans ally killerbee naruto

naruto boys react to you having a tapeworm

Naruto: DONT JOKE ABOUT THAT!!! DATTEBAYO!!!!! D:<

Sasuke: **goes yandere** I-Im the only one allowed in your guts!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gaara: *turns away to hide his blush* i’ve always wanted a partner with a tapeworm….

Kiba: tch…. thats so fucking unepic. i dont want my dick to get gobbled up by your tapeworm, we’re through [Y/N]. You lose the internet. kek

Shino: You werent suppose to know about that. **slaps you around**

Shikamaru: this is such a pain in the ass

Rock: **Lee**

Neji: Um….Okay

Kakashi: **slurps the tapeworm out of your mouth and into his stomach** mmm!! yummy snack. thanks [y/n]!

july 15, 2018

naruto’s silence on abortion is deafening

we've all heard of sfw sasuke but what about Nsfw sasuke?

I have some deeply troubling news for you abt the internet

okay we've both been funnier than each other once. were even now

safesuke

That’s Naruto’s car

no thts sakuras car. nars got the real one sittin nextto him

sometimes you have to be a bit mentally ill to get mentally well so if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth is what gets you to brush your teeth well grab that toothbrush dattebayo

based off that one text post

Naruto fans will watch this scene and be like wow they must be in love this is so romantic

and they're right

Yeah they're right