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#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

I love her so much

Asian wlw and mlm are amazing and deserve everything good in the world

hi I made this post bc I have never seen a post supporting Asian lgbt folks and know a fence but supporting your local gays means supporting us too, especially when we aren’t as visible as others.

I’ve grown up living in a predominantly straight white world and consumed mostly western media all my life and idk bout you but there’s not a lot of us out there in the media or the entire entertainment industry actually. Asians in western media is already cutting it fine. Asian lgbt folks in the media? there’s like 3 people I can think of off the top of my head.

anyway I’m getting carried away here so. All I’m asking is for u to pls reblog this. give love to ur local Asian gay bc we don’t get enough

Drag has no place for children.

yikes

wym yikes? Look I love drag as much as the next person but it has a lot of sexual undertones (and overtones), sure as a hobby it can be fun and interesting but as a culture it is highly sexualized and can put children at risk of wanting to know a little too much a little too early.

Not to mention that in the case of children who do it “professionally”, it’s almost always the parents who push them into a culture and business that can be risky for children and can definitely be manipulative regardless of age.

tl;dr kids shouldn’t be involved in drag culture, not because of the “scary gays”, but because of the general adult themes and exploitative showbiz industry

Kids shouldn’t be involved in drag for the same reasons they shouldn’t be in pagents and if you disagree you can just unfollow me yo.

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a gentle reminder that you did well this year. you met new people, learned new things and felt new feelings. you did so many things that made you scared. you picked yourself up off the floor after feeling completely defeated or heartbroken. there were some really tough nights but you survived them all. you made people happy just by existing. you accepted many goodbyes but the serendipitous meetings made up for them. it was your own hard work that paid off but you always downplay it or compare yourself to others. that’s not fair on yourself. you’ve come so far from the first day of this year. you have more wisdom and strength now. yes, other people seem more “successful” but does that even matter? please don’t think so lowly of yourself to only think about your failures. 2018 was your year of growth. I hope you take a moment to be kind to yourself, and believe that 2019 will be even better.

People: *showering me with compliments* Me: okay but what about that one negative comment I received June 6th 2003 ? Im trash sweetie

mogai culture was invented by straight people as a way of opting out of their privilege and feeling special

the worst part of this is that she’s 37

you’re straight, transphobic and pushing 40 Monique

I think people need to be a little less concerned with me being on my phone in social gatherings and more concerned with why their conversations are neither entertaining nor intellectually stimulating

Little note. The friends i hang out with I realized I rarely even touch my phone. Because I ENJOY spending time with them and hearing what they have to say.

When I’m around company that I don’t know well or dislike it’s either my phone or picking my skin apart.

There’s nothing worse than sitting in a breakroom and having older assosiates you barely know engage in conversation with you JUST because you’re listening to music or are on your phone even when you want to be alone. Fuck they’ll even do this with a book.

I also realized that when a friend wants to be alone they sit on their phone, and even don’t mind if I sit with them and do the same. It’s a boundary that they set where they don’t have to participate in conversation but we can still enjoy each other’s company and I think that’s a healthy request.

People need to realize that they don’t just deseve your full attention because you’re taking up the same space as them and need to respect boundaries.

also there’s nothing wrong with wanting to be on your phone even if you do enjoy the company of your friends! phone usage doesn’t often have to do with your quality as a friend!

I actually just realized I’ve never questioned why all that IS tied to employment lol.

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Me and the girls getting a lil groovy :)

I hope this time next year you’ll have thousands of new happy memories

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

You, ah, don’t think it’s unfair to judge people’s morals based on their finances?

I, ah, think that it’s perfectly fair to judge people’s morals based on the amount of money they pour into neo-nazi political movements, yeah actually.

And what about the billionaires that don’t? Condemn all billionaires no matter what I guess

There is no ethical way to be a billionaire.

But why?

Because there are a limited amount of resources and currency. To have that much wealth you have to exploit others.

Do I gotta go find that post that demonstrates exactly how much a billion is? Because it’s a lot more than people think. Like, you know that saying that “a million dollars isn’t what it used to be”? Yeah? Well maybe that’s true for people who have a million dollars, but I still sure as fuck have never seen a million dollars and chances are I never will. Nor will most people. Eat the rich.

a million seconds is 12 days

a billion seconds is 32 YEARS

Idea: Nat 1s, don’t have to be a fail, (I mean they are, but lemme explain)

So like let’s say your rolling to intimidate, you roll a one, as a dm, you can say “well, they are so unintimidted in the slightest, that they let you pass” or “they’re so unintimidted, they don’t even wanna fight you”, just something to add some spice to your life

you roll a nat 1 on intimidate and the enemy goes 

‘‘oh, actually… are you alright? i don’t really want to hurt you, you… you need a lift home or something?‘‘

LMAO

There’s a concept in DMing called ‘failing up.’* In essence, its about making NAt 1s more than just about ‘well you failed’ in such a way as the momentum of the story stops dead. Let’s say a thief, with proficency and levels and lots of skills, fails to pick a lock - a nat 1. The lock cannot be picked, the door cannot be opened, the narrative and momentum stops dead as the aprty has to stand around and discuss what happens next. In failing up, however, the DM changes the parametres so that a nat 1 becomes less about failure and more ‘success with consequences’ (similar to what Monster Of The Week has as a built-in mechanic’). The thief rolls a nat 1 - he picks the lock, but the lock breaks loudly enough to alert the guards, and sudden this stealth mission is turning pear-shaped. The fighter rolls a nat 1: he moves the heavy boulder, but he throws his back out, and the party has no time to stop and rest - for the next while he’s going to be disadvantaged on a lot of checks. The wizard rolls a nat 1 on their arcana - they know enough to read the spell, but not enough to pick-up the curse built into the text, and so on. Failure should not be dead-end, narratively. *Okay, the exact name escapes me for the moment and I’m having a damned hard time figuring out if my source was Matt Coville or The Angry GM or someone else, but failing up works just as well.

Oh jeez, 1000 notes!!! Thanks folks!

Once the intimidating fighter failed an Intimidation check, and I had the guard start to blubber and cry because he was hacking a rough day and now this beefy dude is being MEAN and suddenly the fighter had two problems.

Anon, if I had to pick between your “friends” and total isolation from human interaction I would CANNONBALL into my special interests and never look back. What’s the absolute worst that can happen if you just give in to your fixations? You lose the shittiest, most worthless garbage people I’ve ever heard of and enjoy yourself? It pisses me off that their standards are even being dignified. They absolutely don’t deserve the validation of your constant mental labor.

If you actually feel that your autism prevents you from a comfortably functional social life and that is truly the thing that you want then I could understand having a friend who kindly and supportively gets you accustomed to safe, reasonable compromises and healthy new habits but that’s clearly not the case here. I’m so fucking sick to death of this subculture of people who think it’s their duty to “help” the neurodivergent through what basically amounts to pure shaming tactics. You’re not a fucking dog for them to train. These fuckers aren’t psychotherapists and nothing ever gave them the authority to decide what should be normal and correct for you.

Speaking as an autistic person myself: anyone who merely “tolerates” your autistic traits and feels the need to point out when you’re being “obvious” is a flaming pile of dog shit who will do nothing but trash your sense of self worth. Assholes like that are why, at 26 years old, I still feel embarrassed talking about my interests to even my closest friends for fear of being seen as “annoying”.

I know it’s hard cutting ties-I know you’ve been told your entire life, directly or subconsciously, that being “tolerated” is the best you can hope for, and that you should be grateful for anyone who deigns to associate with you. But you deserve so much more. You will find real friends who accept and respect you for who you are. These people arn’t worth another second of your time.

So you paid more than they did?

this whole thread is hilarious. they break down and admit to having daddy buy the house, and then dude admits that he never bought a realty record and that they told on themselves lmfao

2017: dumb bitch

2018: sad bitch

2019: bad bitch

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