May 2024 be kinder and gayer and better

art takes so long and its so tiring but if i dont make art for the rest of my life ill die

"Goku got stronger when he took the weights off also" is a phrase that lives rent free in my mind

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sleeping positions that fuck up your spine feel so good for no reason it’s literally the devil’s deepest temptation

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

everyone always sayin to me "not to be weird" you have to be weird. you have to be weird for your health

thank you to those 30 sickos

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

why don't you take a long suck off a short cock bud

i don't call them "hand jobs" anymore i don't call them "hand jobs" or "blow jobs" anymore btw. i would never compare something beautiful to having a job

friendly reminder that YOU 🫵 can make even the most relaxing innocuous activities into high stress situations if you’re mentally ill enough. always believe in yourself and your incapacity to conquer catastrophic thinking!

“Senshi what do I do?”

“Get the fries. You’ll need the energy in the coming days.”

cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin

Despair is easy, hope is hard. And brother, I like to stay hard