days like these

bonus:

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

I went through years worth of my archives to find this please watch 

LMFAO I’M AT WORK & I’M LITERALLY HOLDING MY NOSE SHUT SO I DON’T LAUGH TOO LOUD OMG

adventure-and-drawings funax10

something I really liked about doctor who when David Tennant was in it and I really miss now was that the doctor was constantly getting the shit beaten out of him. not a single episode went by where he didn't completely eat shit at least once. bring that back

the doctor: hi I'm the doctor

literally everyone, immediately:

this is what boys will be boys means

I hate it.

He purposefully raises his hand out of frame to make this look so good

NEW noise canceling headphones that are so good at blocking out sound that they even prevent you from listening to your own music, forcing you to bask in the whispers of the forgotten gods until you begin to hear your own brain falling apart as it descends into madness

and now, the weather

I like how the only reason Harry is able to fight the imperious curse so easily is because it hits him and he’s like “Ah I feel calm and relaxed and happy…this is wrong.”

harry: serotonin? in this economy?

im having a stroke 

Some men don’t understand jokes and it shows

Anežka (Agnes) Kašpárková

(via 90-Year-Old Czech Grandma Turns Small Village Into Her Art Gallery By Hand-Painting Flowers On Its Houses | Bored Panda)

Asdfghjklll

Fab 5 when working with a women: you just need to realize how beautiful you are and start taking care of yourself like you take care of others!

Fab 5 when working with a man: please use your shower PLEASE use your

my mom’s getting too into the meme game

your mother is funnier than literally everyone on tumblr

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

C'est les swimming poules

When you see a funny meme on social media only to realize it was posted by a corporation

LUPITA NYONG’O SXSW Festival Premiere of ‘Us’

Lupita wrote that one episode of SpongeBob