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@brewedicedtea

aggressive and a bit dirty
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icecoldtea

Sam Riegel escalated all the way to a petrol can on the first ep

I imagine he’ll be drinking from one of these in about 50 eps (maybe sooner)

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gaelfox

Predictions for tonight’s break return of Critical Role — aka, “I finally finished that BeauYasha comic, let them have their date dammit”

Lucien and the Tombtakers: We will end you for your betrayal

Yasha: Can’t, have a girlfriend. Got plans.

Lucien and the Tombtakers: ...ok, fair

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And here we are at crtical role and beauyasha looks ripe for a confession any day now and OH MY GOD ITS FJORJESTER WITH A STEEL CHAIR

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If you missed any or all of the Unus Annus livestream, here’s a summary of every hour:

  • ~11 hours out: The channel name could’ve been Annus Singulos (they decided on Unus Annus at a Buffalo Wildwing)
  • They always planned on it ending on Friday the 13th NOT the 15th (@ MatPat)
  • The dude who interrupted the sex toys video was not a mailman, he was just some guy. He did not comment on the sex toy stuff.
  • ~10 hours out: They look at memes. Mark “hook car batteries up to my nipples and I’ll say yes every time” Fischbach is NOT a masochist, he just wants to know what it feels like to be hit by a car
  • Frank!!! Frank!!!!!!!
  • Ethan is going to marry the microphone clip on his shirt
  • Dollar Shave Club never got back to them about a sponsorship
  • The workers including the actress in the escape room actually enjoyed having Mark and Ethan doing their shtick there
  • ~9 hours out: Vincent the editor made a best of his edits throughout the videos, it was beautiful, it was mostly just clips of dying
  • He also wrote them a WHOLE DAMN ORIGINAL SONG!!! IN A WEEK!! About stopping the clock!!! He rapped!
  • Marcus the editor did a funny edits-roll as well, it was brilliant
  • ~8 hours out: Rachel shows her edits roll! Some of the funniest clips in the whole series!
A comment they read: Mark can do any of his edgy project ideas now and that’s terrifying.
Mark: Just wait til you see my next project.
  • Their merch manager had to buy a 4th warehouse to produce all the merch that had been ordered
  • If anyone sees Unus Annus pictures or any reminiscence of it in the future and are asked where it’s from we are supposed to respond with “You wouldn’t get it 🙄”
  • ~7 hours out: they complain more about enema water gun
  • They re-watch the Pepper spray video. Mark talked about how he thinks about the pain whenever he sees videos of riotors/protestors getting sprayed. Everyone in chat chanted “BLM” and “ACAB” for a few minutes.
  • Lixian the editor had his edit reel played (”They make em (the people) pretty in Portugal”)
  • Mark was salty at Youtube because they claimed they didn’t make billboards for YouTube shows and hence, wouldn’t make a billboard for A Heist With Markiplier, but then later made one for James Charles’ show
  • Mark presented Amy with a BRAND NEW BUG WATCH 😭
Amy: No nothing on their (Youtube’s) Twitter, they’re not talking about it (Unus Annus)
Mark: Guess it’s not important enough…
Amy: They’re too busy tweeting about “World Kindness Day”
Mark: Oh yeah Friday the 13th 2020 wOrLd KiNdNeSs DaY
  • ~6 hours out: Ethan compares the channel dying to putting down a dog. Things get serious for a beat, people in chat start crying.
  • They look at fanart for a while, Mark criticizes it like an asshole
  • They watch Pink Trombone again.
  • Mark and Ethan guarantee that after the channel is gone they will not forget about it. Mark also permits people to make creations / art after Unus Annus is deleted.
  • ~5 hours out: They re-watch Pee Sauna, dying inside all the way.
  • DJ Burt Blackarach surprises them with a cake and champagne.
  • Chat is flooded with “❤🧡💛💚💙💜” messages for a while
  • Looking at memes again, Mark confirms that the noises that the radio made in SCP Amy were 100% just the radios, not them, making the sounds. They still don’t know why they made those sounds.
  • Mark and Ethan beg for 1mil like in order to see what’s actually in the Unus Annus casket. They might even lay down in it.
  • ~4 hours out: We find out that in the Children’s Games in Total Darkness video, the weird shot of them both in a trance staring into the phone screen was actually just them trying to adjust their eyes back to normal light and it wound up looking super cool.
  • Vincent’s highlight reel is played again while everyone takes a break, supposedly there is a “surprise” to be revealed soon.
  • A tattoo artist named Danielle comes on the set, Ethan says he’s going to get an Unus Annus tattoo live.
  • ~3 hours out: More fanart. Mark admits that after this ends, he’s probably never going to wear his suit ever again, he might bury it. (There’s not much room left in his backyard)
  • Mark talks Danielle the tattoo artist’s ear off about how wholesome and educational and not cursed the channel was.
  • Mark and Ethan then do a full 180 and confess to Danielle all their sins; cooking with sex toys, pee sauna, pee life straws, the pee soda idea, drilldo, etc.
  • Amy: (while Eef’s getting tattooed) “Mark, he’s choosing to spend his last day in pain. And you’re not!”
Mark: (looking at a picture of a tattoo) How long do you think that tattoo would take?
Danielle: Probably 3 hours.
Mark: 3 HOURS?!?! That’s more time than we have to live!!
  • Alex, Mark’s trainer, made them a euology video. It was like a LORE-filled poem made of secret callbacks to the titles of past videos.
  • Ethan’s tattoo is done, it is a “ 00:00:00 “ on his left arm.
  • Stevie who runs the merch shop makes a guest appearance. He self descirbes as “tired and sad and a little tipsy.” He seems both grateful and dead inside. He says he’s going to do a matching tattoo with Ethan.
  • Mark admits he was planning on not doing merch originally, but he’s glad he changed his mind.
  • ~2 hours out: They talk about behind the scenes of Hee hoo. The reason Mark’s still wearing high socks during this video is because of all the burs so he doesn’t scrape up his legs. Amy wrote the whole end credits story about Ethan meeting Michelle Obama and dying a tyrant.
  • Mark never got to watch Ethan kidnaps Mark, so they watch it.
  • They watch The Truth about Unus Annus, Amy surprises Mark with a white tophat. #Mark’sNewHat (it’s an extra large)
  • Mark and Eef make their last tweets as Unus and Annus
  • Mark got cool Unus Annus custom pocket watches for Ethan and Amy
  • ~1 hour out: Things get serious. Mark and Ethan private the Unus Annus Instagram (so that no one else can take the Unus Annus handle) and delete all the posts.
  • Mark proposes that Amy be the one to hit the delete button at the end of the channel. They agree to do it together.
  • They hit 1 million likes. They open the coffin. There’s nothing in the coffin, but the inside is very pretty, split-colors silk. They take turns laying in it for the first time with the door shut. It’s comfy. Even Amy tries laying in it.
  • Mark says a short eulogy for Eef as Eef does for Mark. They both say a eulogy for Amy. They all get choked up. The coffin is now called the Cry Box.
  • They delete the Unus Annus Twitter. They set the Subreddit to private. Apparently there were no mods on that subreddit except Mark.
  • Mark finally confessed to Amy that he punched a hole in the wall. Amy was there when it was being patched up, but she forgives him anyway.
  • They play The Barrel and sing along. They thank their team. They thank the audience.
  • Amy comes down. They all put their hands on the computer. “Unus Annus.“
Mark: "See you on the other side.”
Ethan: “See you on the other side.”
  • they click delete. The channel is gone forever. Memento mori.
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Anyways folks we need just about 130k likes in the next two hours to get to see inside the casket. Even if you don’t care to watch the stream if you have like half a sec to pop in and like it I would love you eternally,,, it’s totally doable to get it there, we just have to try.  Also I will cry if I don’t get to see the casket. It’s cool as hell and I just gotta see the inside,,,

Pleas

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If you’re feeling anxious about CR ‘going corporate’ I would suggest you take a few steps back and examine what it really is you’re worried about here and where your concerns might be coming from. I understand the overprotectiveness of a ‘subculture’/smaller fandom, but that overprotectiveness can turn into selfishness and gatekeeping real fast. It’s this ‘but I found it first’ mentality that is ultimately just harmful to you and the community as a whole. 

Be vigilant when it comes to your own judgement of other people’s success. Why is it that you can’t be happy for the people you’re a fan of when they find success in their chosen field? I don’t have an answer for you, because I think that’s a very personal and individual question to answer. And in most cases I feel like it has very little to do with the actual success of other people and a lot more with how you see yourself, as a fan, positioned vis-à-vis the creators who are ‘going corporate’ (in other words: your judgement is a sign of your entitlement).

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I was rewatching some old episodes of Talks when I found one where Laura argues that Fjord should’ve increased his strength with the magic tattoo and Travis argues that it’s much better to save money for items, and the hypothetical price he uses as an example has me in stitches after the ring purchase last episode

Transcript:

Travis: I attack- I attack with charisma, and it’s a twenty! So, what am I gonna improve?

Laura: There’s other things!

Travis: I don’t- I’m not sure there are.

Laura: What is your strength now?

Travis: I don’t know. It’s pretty high.

Dani: It’s a thirteen.

Laura: It’s thirteen?! You could’ve increased it to fourteen?

Travis: Yeah, but now when we go into some new amazing store, and you need… (inhale) eh, five thousand gold for… a chestplate of invulnerability, guess who’s gonna be able to buy it, this-

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Tumblr is so full of shit.

Y'all.

Just because the cast of CR isnt prioritizing your fucking headcanons and ship preferences over the their story that they are sharing with us does NOT give you the right to harrass them.

The creators of Critical Role literally go out of their way to be as inclusive as possible, especially to the LGBTQIA+ community. And the fact that they are literally constantly walking on eggshells and capitulating to nearly every single case of a vocal minority whining about something that most people IN SAID GROUP ( in this case wlw) don't give a single solitary shit about- is going to backfire on the fandom in a big way eventually.

The CR fandom feels so entitled to the cast, and the story they're telling. Like, y'all really need to take a step back and remember that- as someone else said- your gay ship isnt activism. And the cast not going out of their way to make said ship happen isn't them being dismissive or insensitive to oppressed groups. You have no right to tell the CR cast what they should feel, or what they should do with these characters that they are creating and choosing to share with us.

Anyway...

Yay! Critical Role is back!

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