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Stop the Wedding

Sanji’s sobbing was only making him even more upset.  He felt so much anger and at the same time, he was feeling completely helpless.  He just wanted to go over there and save Sanji but if he didn’t do things properly he could do some serious harm to the blonde.  The Straw Hat brat was probably planning something at the very moment as well, but Crocodile would rather be the one to kill Big Mom and get him out of there.  But could he really go after Sanji’s family?  Would that be the right thing to do?  As far as right and wrong were concerned, he never cared how he he approached things, as long as he got what he wanted.

But with Sanji he was extra careful.  The blonde was pleading to him now, he wanted him to speak.  But what could the older man say?

“I want to go over there.  I want to cause a scene and I want to destroy that damned Big Mom.  I’d even get your family off of you too if that’s what you wanted.  Do you really think I’m not strong enough to go over there and end this whole situation?”

“I can’t imagine them doing anything more to hurt you and I’d fight whoever I had to just to get you the hell out of there.”

Crocodile’s persistence was only making it all worst. And yet, as much as he trusted his comrades, Big Mom and Judge were a whole different game. She wasn’t a Yonko for nothing, and hell he knew how devoted were his father’s troops to him. Not to mention his brothers, whom have already started gathering at the island. 

Hell, if they had listened, his hands would have already blasted for good, just for the former Shichibukai’s amusement. Or maybe they wouldn’t blast his hands at all, considering the arrangement was giving him away in one piece.

Like his father wouldn’t laugh if anything happened anyway. Knowing Judge, he’d display amusement at his final display of abuse towards him.

And still, there was only one thing he was certain for sure: no one would ever lay a finger on the man he loved. Even if that meant pushing him away from all this fuss. 

–Don’t get me wrong. Is not like I don’t believe in you… I just. Can’t talk. I can’t or else they’re going to bring you down too. Besides, this back and forth is getting us nowhere.

–You’re free to do as you please. I’m sorry.–

“Next time I’ll try to come up with a medicine, a medicine for hopeless idiots.”

SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION

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how do they expect me to serve such a rotten cut of meat

@oohmrprince

Mad love to @oohmrprince for (and you probably know who this is) being the sweetest mun and the most amazing Sanji ever. You’ve been one of my favorites from the beginning and I know life gets in the way sometimes but I’m so glad you came back and I’m so happy to always write the good stuff with you.

dude i hope you know that “je suis le pain” translates into “i am the bread”

Stop the Wedding

The truth came out and the older man’s anger only grew.  What the hell were they doing to him?  He was so bull-headed and stubborn that even that wasn’t enough to convince him not to go.  He’d kill whoever he had to to get Sanji free.  But he had to think carefully about how he would go about it.  Should he even go about it?  Damn it.  If only he’d been able to get there sooner.  Perhaps if he would have made more attempts to contact the blonde after the war he could have prevented this from happening.

But it was happening.

Sanji was in danger and for the first time in many, many years, Crocodile felt helpless.  His ego was shattering, as well as his heart.  How could he be so unable to help the person he loved and have to sit back and watch people control his life?

Unable to speak, he silently listened to the sobs of the other on the line, his cigar finally snapping in between his teeth.

Big Mom would die by his hands, if only he found a way to do it without putting Sanji in danger.

The silence on the other side of the line speaks by itself, meaning his plan has worked and Crocodile wouldn’t put himself in danger on his reckless mission to battle Big Mom and his father in order to save him. Good.

So then… why was he still sobbing?

Was he waiting for, at least one small light of hope to hang into? He knew his Captain and the others would make their way and save him… somehow. That’s it, if they also managed to defeat Big Mom too. And then he concludes this was just such a huge pile of shit. He was supposed to be out there fighting too! Not being the damsel in distress! Much less risking their loved ones’ life in the line just to get him out of this mess.

–I’m… I… I just don’t know what to do! Can you fucking understand that?! I don’t want you to get hurt because I love you too much to even think of losing you!

–Please… tell me something. Anything.