I'll Show you my Inner Fangirl

The art of raising a child is the delicate balance of how to traumatise them just enough to make them functional members of society.

There are so many unique flavours and foreign ingredients in the world, that we might never get to experience our ultimate favourite food or flavour.

fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same

in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey Katzenberg, is quite short . Eisner, being an asshole, once infamously said of Katenzberg, “I think I hate that little midget.” 

so 5′0″ Katzenberg went and turned his asshole boss into a little person named Lord Fuckwad

yeah

more fun facts: disney/pixar did the same shit right back several years later

mr. incredible’s boss is a caricature of jeffrey katzenberg

someone has probably already added this but I can’t have this post going without the Very obvious addition of UP’s villain Charles Muntz- the send up of Disney’s old boss and legendary asshole, Charles Mintz

entire animation teams taking overt digs at horrible bosses is tea

sensory overload, or, as i like to call it,

sensory overload, or, as i like to call it,

“Women shouldn’t curse.”

“Get fucked.”

it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes

it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny

you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do

don’t be scared of “losing him”

he most likely wasn’t anything worth keeping

Girls need to be taught this from such an early age.

a boner is not a medical condition. you are under no obligation to do anything.

A great empowerment message.

It isn't all about him. Not even remotely.

Can you sense my tension towards some characters?

Junjou Romantica

every song is an OTP song if you AU hard enough

listen, you don’t choose your otp it chooses you. it violently breaks into your heart, consumes your soul and wakes you up at 3 a.m. in the morning, sweating and crying bc it just made you remember the one time the characters looked at each other for two seconds

stuff that feels rewarding as a fanfic author:

“The world is a cruel, but a beautiful place.”

Dont start fallin in love just because somebody showing you a little bit of attention