We Were Born To Make History

Oh my fucking god I forgot to stay silly

me if i was lobsta 🦞 monday

Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

No

leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

Sometimes something fucked up happens to the guy and their melody gets fucked up too. Sometimes the thing that fucked them up also has its own melody and when the first melody gets fucked up the second melody gets mixed in

no fucking way dude. are you serious

i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough

Hercules and the Hydra Lernaean by Gustave Moreau (1826 - 1898)

Post like you're from ponyville

Just saw Princess Twilight walking down the street carrying a book titled "boiling eggs for dummies" I love this town

they can erect a magic fuckin castle from asunder, but they cant fix the potholes in the road what tf

Just got my cutie mark my ass is NOT continuing the family business lmaoooo

Being a lawyer is so wild because sometimes you will go into a case where the defendant's cutie mark is literally a 1 for 1 photograph of the crime scene and you'd expect that to just be like catching a check but no the defense will say some nonsense like "a cutie mark cannot prove a pony guilty beyond a reasonable doubt" and like sure in most cases but this guy's has the date the crime was committed in the corner. So anyways now I've gotta go into court for the second day of the most open and shut case of my life because the defendant pulled the "his calling could've been to help us find the real culprit in this case" card like that's ever gonna happen.

edit: I really messed this one up everypony, he super did help us find the real culprit and is opening a private investigation agency. I feel like a real dummy right about now.

ough to be a cat sleeping in a dandelion field. eepy sleepy

I need carrying around a stuffed animal friend to be normalized

i love you ciabatta i love you brioche i love you focaccia i love you challah i love you sourdough i love you rye i love you multigrain i love you bagel i love you pita i love you pretzel bun i love you baguette i love you english muffin i love you naan

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

"the 'power of love' trope is such an overused and cliche gimmick" i do not care i will love it always and forever. love prevails and explodes the enemy

THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.

Y'know, if a formerly well-behaved straight A student suddenly starts almost not passing their classes and crying all the time and getting into trouble, maybe the default conclusion from every authority figure should not be that they are lazy and simply need to pull themselves together. Maybe instead you should give them stimulants or HRT or let them kill their parents and see if one of those three things resolves the issue.

miss him