Catch my heart

Dogs are great because they could rip you apart and eat you but they don’t, because they want belly rubs instead

“… Groups of 5”

ohshit

everybody thinks their dog is the best dog in the world and everybody is right

I wonder if my dog always follows me into the bathroom when I have to go potty because I always follow him outside when he does and he just thinks that’s how it works

when a fruit becomes a father

If you’ve ever wondered how big Gengars are, here is your answer. 

hes big enough to have sex with

I mean that’s true but that’s not the first thing I would have said

im glad