bees?

Gideon at Canaan House vibes

Pick-Me-Up magazine, September 25, 1897

*while showing you my mason jar moss terrarium collection*

this one’s where hozier’s sleeping until it’s time for his next album. you cannot tell anyone about this.

apparently theres a scam going around online where they promise photos of breasts in exchange for your pieces o eight. This post was made in an alternate universe where about half of the population are active pirates

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

wait it gets better

Wrestling is insane

Another perk of libraries is that when I check out an audiobook and predictably fail to listen to it, it gets returned and I can rest easy knowing that checking it out at all has already benefited my local library. I can even do it again later and it will only bring further good things, for free, forever

VS buying an audiobook, failing to listen to it, and having to stare at it in my audible collection knowing I spent $10 on something I never used. And then imagine doing that again. Hellish. Get a library card and download the libby app

tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

now rebloggable. fuck with me

Look alive, we detected a surge of girls nearby.

Girls inbound. Get ready!

Wave 1/10

This post sure as hell became relevant in an unplanned and unforseen way due to the surge of sexbots as of late, huh.

Wave 2/10

stay alert, they’re coming in fast!

Wave 3/10 - They have actually good URLs now, please be careful but also I’m so mad, I just saw “pawpatroleuthanasia” and I am bursting green with envy.

sometimes you look at someone’s art and you know EXACTLY what’s going on and you’re like

(I would like to emphasize the “non-judgemental” portion of the caption)

new ask game: tell me what your ‘non-judgemental but still very aware’ thing is about my art

As of May 19 2023