* to the tune of max and ruby * gay and stupid . stupid and gay

I can’t handle this?! Wait WHAT!!!

You never realize how lonely you are until it’s the end of the day and you got a bunch of things to talk about and no one to talk to.

a furry artist explaining their Craft to me

Furry: so u take the wolf Me: yah Furry: and u smack a big ol pair of boobs on ‘em Me: interesting, Jeremiah. Unfortunately our therapy session has run out of time, but i hope to see you next week so you may explain this concept further to me

i cannot BELIEVE my feelings were never consulted or considered in this imagined scenario

First off it’s really toxic that you support me being sixpencee gender but completely ignore that I’m kin with the folds on Gorgon Ramsay’s forehead

People are always telling me to punch my ex but it’s “morally frownd upon” to punch a baby so I guess that fuckers gunna walk

I stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back

and then I looked away after a few seconds because I have trouble with eye contact

I HAVE NOW ENABLED ASKS

YOU MAY ASK ABOUT ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR MARY’S COOKIE RECIPE. NOT EVEN I, HER BELOVED HUSBAND, KNOW THAT.

Beirut, lebanon 🇱🇧

this is like a painting in motion