D’ya Like Starlight

Elon Musk and Hank Green were having an argument over how Elon Musk is burying Twitter and then this guy cut in:

top 10 screenshots taken right before a Twitter ban

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark in Iron Man 2

"you know how on tik tok--" no. "ugh i keep seeing these people on tik tok saying--" Delete it. Delete the app

choose your fighter

[gently takes you by the shoulders] we need to get out of here and feel the rain on our skin. no one else can feel it for you. only you can let it in. no one else. no one else

how nolan intended it

you should be able take off or put on breasts or a penis any time you want like they're accessories

hey is it ok if i leave this sandwich out on the dash 🥪ill eat it later

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NOOO

no you fucking monster i don’t sanitize my countertops. i gently pick up the bacteria and place them outside

there is a really fucking suspect noise going down in the library and it sounds like muffled porn sounds and all the students are just looking around suspiciously at each other trying to figure out who’s got the dirt like

UPDATE: it wasn’t porn. turns out it is a very upset pigeon stuck in the air shaft in the ceiling.