I've upgraded my skills and slowly working towards a fully articulated dog plush!
I should not be trusted with this kind of technology
As a purely Solas blog I am obligated to repost this
Solas bringing sexy Elvhen Glory! back :P
My friend told me my blog is weird, but I still didn’t hesitate to reblog this.
I have been gone a year and this is what I come back to. I have not been disappointed.
Thaig’s Gift
“Arthur gripped onto the coattails of Blackwall where he could. Holding onto the end of the fellow Warden’s gambeson, hunkered down to catch any low exposed limbs. He eventually let go to give Blackwall a burst of speed and send himself sliding into the kneecaps of a desire demon.
Sera fumbled across the ice like a newborn fawn. Between her and the young deer, she came armed and shorter tempered. Throwing caution to the wind, she let her body hurtle across the ice, arrows being fired at every opportunity the Maker dropped in her path. Each arrow found a mark, a couple needing a second to finish the job off. The only way to keep track of the female elf was to listen for a trailing breathless line of curses that made as much sense as a drunken transcriber with a sense of bitter humor.”
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A little update <3
I still read all of your lovely replies! I have not given up on art my friends! I have even started my own webcomic on webtoon! It’s called Seth In Space and it would mean a lot to me if you would support me there! Love you all and happy halloween!!
W H O L E S O M E
the post shows not only improvment in the artwork, but also the change of the authors mental health and teaches that everyone will feel happy one say. literally thAt is something i never though ill see nsnd
Reblog for every reason i can think of and all the ones i cant!!!
So things have been tight on funds, likely to be story updates until its back under control.
We're all feeling it here.
Thaig’s Gift
The tiny snow covered town was a more delightful sight than it usually was. Sael typically looked at it as something too small, confining and troublesome for her taste. After the events with Alexius’s amulet in Redcliffe, Haven had truly become its name. It helped ground her back in the present day reality that in fact the people she was fond of, that were interesting, or she hadn’t realized she was beginning to fall in love with, were not dead. It was hard to look at them, their faces twisted and gaunt from red lyrium sickness in the to-be avoided future, still fresh in her mind.
The Iron Bull was the first to confront her. She could see Varric trying to reason with the mercenary Qunari against it, but his mind was set. Iron Bull came up and put a gentle massive hand on her shoulder. “Come with me.” He found no resistance as he guided her toward his tent. Inside she sat roughly on a stool. “That bad, huh?”
Thaig’s Gift
Varric was true to his word. The room next to the one housing the dwarf’s cell held another occupant. There was no voice coming from within, just a slow rhythmic tapping against stone. It was hollow of any emotion, just repeated as if it was the sole sound to hold back insanity and desperation. Sael asked the other three to wait outside the door. A short protest was met with a pleading glance. The others finally agreed and turned to guard the door.
Sael approached the last cell in the room. Solas rose from the floor, the stick in his hand fell with a clatter. “You’re alive!” he rasped. “We saw you die! Spirit or not, you ceased to exist!”
“Alexius only forced us forward in time. Dorian is here as well.” Sael couldn’t open the door fast enough. Solas looked the same as Varric and Bull.
“Can you reverse the process? You can return and...the events of the last year… It may not be too late.” Solas quickly stepped out and took Sael’s hands into his. “You can stop this from ever happening.”
Im bedridden with a back injury and just spent the last 2 hrs digging through everything i could reach. I love it! All of it!! I'm writing a fanfiction and haven't put bull with anyone yet. My inquisitor is the spirit of the deep roads. May i name drop lindrel as his partner/husband? Nothing more i don't want to be rude or greedy.
Oh, I hope your back gets better soon. >8V!
Sure, and I’m posting this so if anyone sees the name and worries, they know you had my permission.
Some little tidbits in case you say more:
I can't tag this right since im on my phone. This is a godly crafted oc and i adore him to bits.
Notice how Bull and Lindrel’s heights vary depending on how derpy my brain is ‘cause I don’t actually use enough guidelines. Or maybe I just want Bull to grow until he can’t fit on the page. QuQ
@smuttine What’s worse than one partner with bad puns? TWO PARTNERS WITH BAD PUNS. PUNTNERS. NO ONE IS SAFE.
Thaig’s Gift
Sael pushed through the Chantry doors. She let them thud close behind her, the last thing she wanted to do after being away from Haven so long was to deal with the war table. Barely past the pews when a throat cleared just off to her side. Sael barely glanced over to see Vivienne standing beside one of the pillars. A deep concerned look on the mages face. Sael knew the expression.
“Do you need something, Vivienne?”
“You’re not your usual chipper self, dear.” Vivienne forced the happy tone in her voice. “Is there something the matter?”
Sael’s face fell flat. She didn’t care enough at the moment to hide her annoyance.
“I was hoping for a private word with you.” Vivienne stepped back to make room for Sael to come into the area claimed by the mage.
“With a demon?”
“With a… spirit.”
Sael’s eyebrow jumped up. It was a dramatic change of mind from the last time they talked. “Alright, you have my curiosity.” They stepped closer to the wall for a semblance of privacy.
to everyone who’s ever said something kind about my work: you help me get through the day. thank you.
All artist need this sort of love. I'll beam for a week over a 'kudos' on ao3. We're all starved.
Smile dog finally got some creepy hair. Blessed be halloween that provides me with discounts xD a too small wig and i was able to work it on his head. Ripley is very pleased.
Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.
- submitted by Gene
why is he tearing down a wall with an axe
i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall
Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone
how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim
I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*
“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”
“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”
“For the love of God, Montresor!” -Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe
Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking, whacking on my chamber door.
Resignedly, I placed another layer, voicing a quiet, repeated prayer, “This dude thinks he’s a player, but I am not a point to score, he should fuck off and bother me no more.”
Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”
- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro
edgar allen bro
Oh my god
holy shit
“Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro, Whether reddit sent, or whether romcoms tossed thee here ashore, Barely known yet still entitled, holding now your Tom Waits vinyl, Begging me for something primal, tell me truly, I implore Is this–is this shit for fucking real? Tell me, tell me, I implore! Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”
“Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro, By the mores that you abuse thus, by those films we both adore, Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, by stalking me through Facebook, You have gained a twisted outlook of whom those tropes are for, Paint a rare and radiant dream girl whilst you remain a bore, Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”
“Be that slur our sign of parting, creep or douche!” I shrieked, upstarting, “Get thee back to lonely anguish and your friend’s used comic store! Leave no white rose as a token of the lust you claim heartbroken, Leave my scathing words to soak in! Quit the name calling of ‘whore’, When you lust for every girl, but when they say nay they are whores! Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”
And the friendzoned, never scoring, still imploring, still imploring, On some fetid old subreddit for a girl who will adore The nicer guys and not the “douchebags”, unaware that it’s a red flag To be his soulmate o'er him learning they both like the movie Thor To fuck him for being nerdy even though he is a bore, Then she says no–fucking whore.
that internal rhyme scheme is a fucking master class
re-rebageling for the improved version of what i did, because fuck yeah
I want this one my walls instead of that 'live, laugh, love' crap. I've heard the banging at my door.
Thaig’s Gift
Long over due update!
“A black kettle,” Varric reminded her, following her inside. He tugged her sleeve to keep following when she took a seat at one of the tables. Varric led her to the bar and nodded to the bartender. Two mugs of mead where sat in front of the pair.
“Alright, Seeker, we're gunna play a little game.” Varric lowered his voice to add an ominous tone to his suggestion. “Think you can keep up?”
“A Pentaghast never backs down from a challenge, dwarf.”
Gus the Ghost series
(Jayne Thayer, 1962-1989)
THERE’S MORE THAN THE FIRST ONE???
My childhood just ran up on me and knuckle punched me in the back of the knee. My daughter has the first one. I had the blue one. Now im gunna buy them all! I LOVED GUS!!!
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
It’s voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
that’s kinky
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years
beautiful
I've seen screen shots of screen shots of this majestic and beautiful train wreck. I feel blessed to see it grace my swamp.
Been a while since yall have seen my face. It's my first day at a new job, and boy am I nervous.
MY GIRLFRIEND GOTNA WRITING JOB!!! WHOOOO GO BABY GO!!! SO MUCH PROUD! TOTAL WIN!