all human emotions can be found in either the mamma mia soundtrack or hozier’s album

cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset

It’s the remix to ignition, put R.Kelly in prison 

Pepper Potts - More Than A Love Interest Statistics shows Pepper Potts is remarkable and has killed 11% of main villains in MCU x  but she’s constantly discredited because she’s a civilian, got brushed off as ‘just a love interest’ because she’s also romantically involved with the hero. A female character in action movies can be a non combatant, she can be in love, she can be feminine, and still be remarkable and should be acknowledged as such because there’s nothing wrong with being feminine and in love in the first place.

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

metamorphic or igneous

neither, dwayne the

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

Dya wanna know something pretty cool? I’ve survived 100% of my worst days. And if you’re reading this? So have you. And that’s awesome.

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

The generation that forcibly put soap in the mouth of children for using “dirty language” weighing in on the tide pod situation.

what if the joker just did normal clown shit like spray people with prank flowers and make balloon animals but batman beat the shit out of him anyway

i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

I could use that.

Watch: Fox News sent a reporter to Princeton to make fun of “sensitive” college students

they have so little respect for the intelligence of this generation

Disgusting

Fox reporter: What do you think of this blatantly offensive thing? College students: I don’t appreciate the light-hearted dehumanization of fellow human beings Fox reporter: lmao listen to this sjw bullshit #lol #kek #triggered

They are all so calm and polite…

this bread tiny

yeast

it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the goddamn morning, so here, have this.

This is the kindest expression I’ve ever seen in my life no one has ever looked at me with this much empathy and understanding

I would die for this cat

This cat wouldn’t want you to.