Not to be confused with Lawful Chaotic, which is creating as much chaos as possible by following the letter of the law, usually to ridiculous extremes.

wow didn’t know it did that

Isn’t it crazy how women are supposed to be in their 20s their whole life.

*friends car is locked*

Friend: stop pulling the handle

Me:

The disorted version is a million times funnier than the original one… i’m wheezing

i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

Going into therapy like

someone: heres a mild criticism on something that u like

me: oh so u want me to die then

ONE GIANT SIZE SHIT BITCH BEAR

the speed limit for ghosts is also 25

I hate that the only way to find new music is to listen to new music………………………….. who made this system

there really is no escape from the experience of being perceived huh.

Astral projection

shadow people: snicker and gossip about my wack aura and weak sense of self before dissolving my spiritual ethos with powerful psychic energy

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

Me after I spend the night with my Monster Boyfriend