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The Biomatrix

@zeescarf / zeescarf.tumblr.com

I am the Biomatrix 117, a judge sent by the Alien Invaders' Union. My purpose is to find, capture, judge and execute the individual known as Zee Captain. Earth shall be assimilated. All organic bodies will be part of me. I am also known as Cancer.
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Anonymous asked:

hey snippy, how do you eat and do other human bodily things?

ask-irl-snippy answered:

Thanks to the Biomatrix, my entire body has now become one multifunctional organ, allowing me to consume things as I touch them and sweat them back out through my high tec skin.

Just kidding. I’m dead through and through and haven’t actually eaten anything since I died on that sword, as my organs are now just rotting meat. It is odd… I don’t feel hungry at all, just a little more… weary every day. Merging my death zone gear to my body has bought me some time, but I hope the Biomatrix will come up with a better solution to this problem soon.

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zeescarf

Dead? If you were dead, those fragile limbs of yours will not be moving at all! Your body is now a perfect organism for this rough and toxic environment that surrounds us.

Lack of food and liquids? Not a problem. Vital fluids draining from your body because of you getting stabbed? Perfectly fixed, by us. 

Ow, stop it. We all know that you enjoy so much being... immortal.

#Romantically Apocalyptic#ask-irl-snippy#Biomatrix 117#zeescarf
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nananarc asked:

Since your clothes are your skin now Engie sees your naked body all the time Then why do you think he doesn't get a boner Jeez really dear Snippy you should work out sometime cuz I don't think Engie is a picky-over-body type

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ask-irl-snippy answered:

What difference would that make? Except for the colors of the gear that is permanently attached  to me now (that he designed), I’m not even his type.

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zeescarf

In case that you are ever in need of some “special” parts my dear Anchor, let us know.

If you know what I mean.

#Romantically Apocalyptic#ask-irl-snippy#Biomatrix 117#zeescarf
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Anonymous asked:

"Is this your first date"

ask-irl-snippy answered:

That place I’m going to with Engie? I mean, we are going there alone, and there might even be candles involved, but… I don’t really think it’s going to be a date. And even if, he’d probably feel way too awkward to admit it.

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Of course it isn’t a date.

He can’t take his clothes off.

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zeescarf

Whoopsie 

#Romantically Apocalyptic#ask-irl-snippy#ask-irl-engie
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Anonymous asked:

"… Why are your hands down your pants?"

ask-irl-snippy answered:

Huh, what do you mean? My hands are right here.

Wait, what the- whose hands are these?!

…Oh. G-fucking-damn it Cancer, what did I tell you about growing extra appendages?!

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zeescarf

Trust me on this, they will prove to be very useful later on.

Who knows? Maybe your "magnificent" talent of juggling shall provide you a spot in the circus. 

#Romantically Apocalyptic#ask-irl-snippy#Biomatrix 117#zeescarf
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jadeitor asked:

Can I wax your google eyebrows? You will look better, it wont be painfull :D

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ask-irl-snippy answered:

Sorry but I dont think these kind of eyebrows are wax-able. Cancer made sure of that.

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jadeitor

I’m sure they are ……………….

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zeescarf

If you try hard enough, they will come off. Go ahead and do Anchor a favor, he shall look splendid.

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jadeitor

NOW!!!

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BTW, nice booty, keep shaking it!!!

#Romantically Apocalyptic#jadeitor#ask-irl-snippy#Biomatrix 117
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keyjamm

Tonight, on “I swear I don’t need therapy mum”.

Seriously tho, I’m so proud of this drawing! I’m pretty sure Snippy is missing a couple of organs and that his insides are a bit weird, but I’ve learnt more about human anatomy than I’ve ever wanted to know. Nice thing about getting reference for guro is that you never know what will be “ok, I think I can handle that” to having to run to the bathroom to puke your insides out (pun intended) when Google Image Search gets too graphic even for u.

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propertyofcaptain

(s’cuse me fangirling for a second…)

HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIIIIIIS. THAT GORE. THAT PRETTY BORDER. THOSE SKELETON HANDS HOLY SHIT YOU GOT ALL THE BONES RIGHT IT’S AMAZING. Also when looking for references either look for medical diagrams or other guro artists maybe? That’s what I do :)

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irlpilot-deactivated20151030 asked:

shoe: if I touched you, would you infect me with the tetravirus? I don't want to be infected but the way snippy described you in 105 make the thought of touching you irresistible XD

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We won't "infect" you. Or maybe we will? Go ahead, satisfy your curiosity. 

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irlpilot-deactivated20151030 asked:

shoe: are related to the alien in the movie "The Thing"? PILOT: I DONT WANNA SLEEP EVER AGAIN!!!!

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You have blown our cover. Your line of existence must come to an end.

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Anonymous asked:

are you the prosecutor or the defendant

We are the prosecutor, sent by the Alien Invaders' Union. However, we are also known as underpaid 4-dimensional lawyer.

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irlpilot-deactivated20151030 asked:

WHAT PLANS DO YOU HAVE FOR US!! YOU 4DIMENSIONAL PSYCHIACTRIC LAWER/SHOE!! and does it include torturing snippy? >:D

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We'll take that as a compliment.

How about consuming the world to make it a better place? Sounds most exquisite. If not, we're thinking about giving some baking lessons. Would you be interested in this domain? Not sure how Charles will react to this idea, but why don't you take this rolling pin and show him how to use it... properly.

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ask-exa-the-merc-deactivated201 asked:

*Holding 7 coolers that i open only to show a bunch of organs and hearts* "new bodys came to the mourge"

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Most excellent. We shall borrow these organic materials for quality assurance purposes.

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Anonymous asked:

Can you undo the damage to snippys face and ummm skin cus now i can't get rid of the thought that you made him nude in cloths......

Why is no one excited about our hard work on giving poor Anchor extra protection and fireproof skin along with being less vulnerable? You fleshy bags can't handle such "handsomness".Maybe we can undo it... Let's put it this way, how about a donation pool? In exchange of your sudden termination caused by heart harvesting, we shall make Charles less "naked". We are delighted to accept you into the Biomatrix collective. Save Anchor, donate a heart. 

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ask-exa-the-merc-deactivated201 asked:

Still mad at me for my experiment with some of your cells? (Hint hint)

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 We refuse to accept such non-sense, therefore the only solution remaining to this puny problem is shutting down the cells. Surprise, we can kill organic mass as we can harvest it: painless and without any remorse. We're so... "sorry". 

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