“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

NOPE

TIL that sarper duman, aka the piano cat guy, is an enthusiastic cat dad who rescues and cares for injured stray cats in istanbul. 

“i always play piano at my home almost every night and whenever i sit to play, all my cats come around, they hang out with me and they love to sleep around the piano.”

“they are peaceful, i am more at peace thanks to them”

one of his cats is blind. "his happiest moment is at the window. listening to the birds, getting fresh air is our favorite activity. i hang out an hour every day at the window with my angel.“

there are currently 19 cats living in his home and he started a fundraiser to help cover their medical costs. 

Senator Penny Wong reacting to the ‘Yes’ vote of Same Sex Marriage in Australia #ssm2017

However it originated, though, the usage of “because-noun” (and of “because-adjective” and “because-gerund”) is one of those distinctly of-the-Internet, by-the-Internet movements of language. It conveys focus (linguist Gretchen McCulloch: “It means something like ‘I’m so busy being totally absorbed by X that I don’t need to explain further, and you should know about this because it’s a completely valid incredibly important thing to be doing’”). It conveys brevity (Carey: “It has a snappy, jocular feel, with a syntactic jolt that allows long explanations to be forgone” “It has a snappy, jocular feel, with a syntactic jolt that allows long explanations to be forgone”).

But it also conveys a certain universality. When I say, for example, “The talks broke down because politics,” I’m not just describing a circumstance. I’m also describing a category. I’m making grand and yet ironized claims, announcing a situation and commenting on that situation at the same time. I’m offering an explanation and rolling my eyes — and I’m able to do it with one little word. Because variety. Because Internet. Because language.

Reblogging. Because linguistics.

*writes I LIKE GIRLS on every other page of my journals so future historians don’t try to insist that I’m straight”

Future straight Historians: “we see several examples of her prioritizing a sisterly bond with the women around her, for example on page 12 she says ‘I like girls’ and throughout the text she references loving women and preferring their company. This is not to say she prioritized above her romantic relationships because on page 78 she mentions talking to a man one time in her life. It’s hard to know just how much she valued her sisterly bond with women due to this one reference of men and the ambiguity of early 21st century slang. For example on page 12 when she said she liked women, the passage continues ’…in a lesbian way. I want to kiss girls, they are so pretty, I’m so gay.’ Now it’s difficult to understand just what that sentence means. We know that in the early 21st century kissing on the cheek in greeting had gone out of vogue but the word gay, a word with an archaic meaning of happiness gives the contextual clues that perhaps she is references that old fashioned practice.

Going back to the nameless man that is mentioned once on page 78 for one sentance…”

“Now, given that she wrote on page 12, ‘Just to be clear: I’m sexually and romantically attracted to women exclusively,’ one may be tempted to read this literally, but we can’t rule out sarcasm.”

It may seem like @vilesbian is joking, but she really isn’t. 

Lmaooooo he was Gay and as a polish person I assure y’all HE WAS VERY EXTREMELY GAY and the translation is indeed GAY AS FUCK

I NEED THIS

I found it! My life is COMPLETE

I need this!

Okay but there is also a FUCK TRUMP one I am dead 

I have reblogged this so many times but now theres a fuck trump one

It’s like it was made just for me 🙌

San Francisco - September 19th, 2017

Please help? Please read in full,please reblog and share.

Hi ! Let me introduce myself first. My name is Fran or Taisiya (real name). I`ve been an artist in One Direction fandom for over 4 years. It has been my saving grace and more, for all of those years . I`ve drawn hundreds of artworks through the years and even if you never followed my blog or my art closely,i assure you you probably have seen my art once or twice. not that it have much weight in this situation. My art helped me to forget everything that happened around me.

Trigger warning: description of emotional and physical abuse.

And much of support and help i got in the past for my art,i need help once more right now. What have been going on since end of 2013 is beyond me to this day. I`ve been raised and taught everything by my mum in a good and content family and when i was 16 (i.e.2013),i had to move out of my hometown to go to an architecture college in Saint Petersburg and therefore live with my dad. Since September of 2013 he had been abusing me emotionally and physically,tricking me into financial dependence on him. I`ve been beaten up by him twice: in December 2013 ,a week before my 17 birthday,when i tried bodily to defend my not-walking ill grandad from my dad who tried to choke him on his bed and been severely beaten by him with me ending in a hospital with concussion,broken ribs and deep bruises throughout my whole body ; second time it happened it was in November last year. There was nothing more to it that he has been angry. From this i got concussion as well and  a few bruises on my collar bones,hips and stomach. As to what emotional abuse contained it was constant speeches about how i owe him for everything in my life,how i owe him for half of the flat we both lived in,how badly i was raised and how unattractive i was,so no one will ever want to be with me. I was constantly watched by him and checked after cause he would be going to me room at any time of the day or night. I was forced to clean entire flat all the time when he did nothing but messed it all up. All of this was going on while i was going through my college degree,break up,breaking friendships and realising i`m badly depressed as an aftermath of these events.

Yesterday my dad bursted in my room,right away tried to choke my cat and throw her out of the window(we`re on the 8th floor),then he threatened me that everything that i`ve taken from him will be nothing compared what he will do next. I was able to throw a jacket on and run out of the flat on the streets. Police know. They did nothing 3 times. Nothing. Their excuse is that there was no witnesses,despite the fact that my grandad saw everything the first time it happened,as well as our neighbours.  They said this time again that they won`t be able to do anything with my dad.

There`s so much more to tell so if you`re interested,i`m quite an open person,i can answer a few questions if i won`t consider it harmful for myself.

What this whole post was about right now is that i had to leave that flat and pack my entire life within 2 hours while he was still away with the police. I`m on my last course of getting my architecture degree and i can`t get a job here without education. I really need to rent some place for the next year away from my dad to finish my college degree,i`m looking at the cheepest solutions as renting just a room somewhere on the outskirts of the city,but i still don`t have enough money for it. 

I want to finish my school and not to let my dad ruin my life with his actions. I want to say screw him and do it all inn the end. I won`t let it drag me down.

I`m not a charity or pity case and i refuse to be one. But i`m not above admitting that i badly do need help of others. If you ever wanted to buy any of my art or support my art,please consider doing it now. Again,i really need help really badly right now cause course lessons in will start already next week. i refuse to just take money for granted,i`m more than willing to work,so,if you want to support me,here`s links to all of my shops and sites. support my art on patreon -monthly rewards and additional not seen art.

buy original pieces of art in my tictail 

buy all sort of merch with my art on redbubble or teepublic

order commission drawings -only digital for now as i only have a tablet now.

paypal page -if you really didn`t like anything from the above.

All of the above help is purely voluntary and if you can`t help,it`s totally alright. If you share and reblog,it`ll be a huge help already. If you write me a kind message of support,it`ll be immense help to me as kind strangers on the internet is probably the best therapy i can afford right now. 

Thank you for your attention.

Fran x

It’s hard when we argue // We’re both stubborn, I know

Oh my god

Here’s a thread of my favorite thing: harry in yellow🌞🌻🐝💛⭐️🍯🍋🍌🌼

This iconic photo

One of my all time favs

Such beauty

Let’s not forget this most sacred day

Little bumblebee

This throwback

Anotha one

The sunglasses here

This shirt again🍌

And finally this smol bean

Let’s all give a round of applause to thank harry for inventing the color yellow🍯

This Day in 1D History - August 22

2010: 

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2013: 

2014: 

#relatable 

SHADE?