feysand and nessian:
azriel:
@brolindream / brolindream.tumblr.com
feysand and nessian:
azriel:
You guys have a "train of thought"? Like, it's on rails and shit? Going straight ahead into a predestined destination?
I've got a roomba of thought. It can move straight ahead but as soon as it bumps into something, it'll turn around and start moving into a brand new, completely random direction.
If I had a nickel for every big name Harry Potter fanfic writer who started their own cult, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Oh man, are we talking about Snape wives?? I because every time I remember them I just have to stare off into the distance for a while.
I’d have three nickels.
What is a Snape Wife? Someone fill me in on all these Harry Potter cults 😂
Snape wives (or as they called themselves, Snapeists) were an online cult made mostly of middle-aged women who believed the following
The snapewives wrote a crazy amount of fanfiction about Snape, both erotic and otherwise. Plus they had their own prayers, ceremonies, shrines... shit was wild. The whole religion fell apart when one of the leaders criticized Snape and was subsequently bullied out of the community and another decided that the one true god was actually Jethro Gibbs from NCIS.
when the second half of that last sentence hits you like a brick in the face
Okay maybe mama did raise a fool
Imagine being hundreds of years old and willingly wanting to be part of a teenage love triangle. I would rather die.
are you ever scrolling through tumblr and you have a thought and immediately lose it so you have to scroll back up to give your brain the conditions under which it originally created the thought so you can bring it back
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3K CELEBRATION ♥ FAVOURITE OUTLANDER SEASON (as voted by my followers)
SEASON 1 — Even now, after all the pain and death and heartbreak that followed, I still would make the same choice.
Person: “What’s your favorite song?”
Me with no object permanence: “UhHhHhh, it’s hard to choose.”
Person: “So, what hobbies do you have?” My mind: *goes blank*
Some guy: what's your favourite film?
Me: I have never seen a film in my life
Its always "why is this mom selling her daughter" and never "why is one direction buying a person" smh
being 25 is like: im dying. im living my best life. im a failure. my life hasnt started. everything interesting has already happened to me. im achieving my dreams. im cutting my hair with kitchen scissors. im starting a skincare routine. im a corporate professional. im a sellout. im out of groceries. i have too many groceries. i am never going to be successful. i am going to win a hugo award before im 30. im crazy. im boring. i need to finish this essay. i need to finish this story. i need to start a newsletter. i need to start tweeting more. i need to stop tweeting. i need to ghost all my friends. i need to tell my friends i love them. i need to find a new apartment. i need to take out the trash. i am the trash that needs to be taken out.
“He is my match,” she thought. “She is my soul’s mate”, he knew. (requested by anonymous)
yes i have memories. yes they make me insane