DONT PUT THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD NOW I WANT TO VOMIT
just imagine the music pumping, simon’s in his best tight tee. he’s got a sheen of sweat on his skin already because it’s hot in the club. he’s worried his bell bottoms are going to touch the floor which is covered in spilled beer and god knows what else. across the room he spots a hot young twink with the best ass he’s ever seen gyrating on the dance floor.
“He will be mine” simon thinks as he makes his way over. He not so subtly gyrates against the boy, close enough that he can smell his expensive cologne mixed with clean boy sweat (because all good fics have that phrase). The boy turns and looks at him like this:
but simon doesn’t give up that easily. now it’s a challenge. He moves in again, thrusting his pec implants against the boy’s chest. Suddenly a tall curly haired boy appears
“Shove off, grandpa. He’s mine.”
THE END
Amy this is hilarious😂
THE TWIST AT THE END.
