One last year…

One last season…

One last round for the Winchesters…

Y'all tried to get me out of here so many times when will you all realize that I can not die

when your siblings snitch on you to your parents

just a psa to my followers who might find themselves in the wilderness at some point; if you see a giant mushroom you can use it as a bouncepad to reach higher areas

BY A WHAT

THATS ALL THE BIG SCARIES IN ONE BUG TFFF JU

Give it a dime, apparently.

Had to go research this thing, and the answer to what to do if it stings you is scream.

from Wikipedia-

“One researcher described the pain as “…immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one’s ability to do anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations. In terms of scale, the wasp’s sting is rated near the top of the Schmidt sting pain index, second only to that of the bullet ant, and is described by Schmidt as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”.“

Soooooo…dissociate to escape or?

It’s laying eggs in you.

Let’s back up a second and fully appreciate that description.

The Schmidt sting pain index, a widely used classification system for the bites and stings of ants, bees and wasps, is literally the personal ranking system of a guy named Justin Schmidt, who goes around letting bugs sting him for science. Like, that’s this Thing as a scientist.

In one entry, he describes the sting of the common bee as “almost pleasant, [like] a lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard.”

In another, the sting of the yellowjacket is described as “hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.“

So when the Schmidt sting pain index characterises the sting of the tarantula hawk as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”, well, now you know what your standard for comparison is!

this is fascinating but when do we kinkshame Justin Schmidt

cant afford a weighted blanket so im just pouring concrete onto my duvet

ok but the shaggy meme didn't even like slowly phase to popularity it went from nonexistent to EVERYWHERE in like ,,, 2 days? like if you came up to me on Wednesday and made a shaggy reference I would've looked at u like you were insane but here we are

“stop saying youre gay, youre dating a boy”

Fuck the government for not letting me smoke with my homies

Wait. The government is shut down. Toke up

it isnt shut down right now tho

Bold of you to assume I can read

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

when you see a pen on the ground and you steal it

if they wanted to, they would’ve.

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

Snowing at sea

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal