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robotfucker from way back

@isaidquirky / isaidquirky.tumblr.com

Mary. 30+. I just don't understand shrimp.
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sewerfight

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

#so good. so many plot twists
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homoqueerjewhobbit

Reading fetish erotica with absolutely pristine and morally upright consent and neat and tidy safer sex practices is like watching a Fast and Furious movie where they stop at every stop sign and signal for every lane change and always obey the speed limit.

#dghkjdghkghj
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you know i love making posts with an audience of one person (me), but i need to once again reiterate that incredible banger Herald of Darkness, from incredible video game Alan Wake 2, is

  • a 13 minutes long song
  • about a tortured writer
  • trying to save his marriage
  • lost in the darkness and echoing scenes to try to find his way out
  • "there was a manuscript, it held a key"

do not play The Tortured Poets Department near a body of water, hope that helps!

#it WILL trap you in the dark place#tree paine is gonna have to call the federal bureau of control to come get you#and the federal bureau of control is already busy trying to contain the hiss (taylor's version)#taylor swift#alan wake 2
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