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Patra has the map...

@carrottheluvmachine / carrottheluvmachine.tumblr.com

Hiya. My name's Colie (30s | she/her | gay). I'm currently waist deep in The Witcher right now.  Geralt of Rivia owns my heart.  Feel free to snoop around, read some fics, and have some laughs!
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Oh hey there!

I'm Colie! A 30-something year old lesbian (who is taken by @dont-tempt-me-frodo) nerd who has had a tumblr since the beginning of time. This tumblr is my own personal mind palace and can range anywhere from fandom things to posts about my life. There's plenty of cute and kink in between!

Here's a little intro to me. I'm from New York, but I moved to Florida 10 years ago due to circumstances beyond my control. I have bipolar disorder, major depressive disorder, and generalized anxiety. I work with animals, so expect to see a whole bunch of animal posts on my blog.

I've been a writer since I could hold a pencil and have written for a variety of fandoms over the years. Now, I exclusively write kink for The Witcher.

What kink, you ask? Weight gain kink. Belly kink. Kink with a side of fluff. Kink where you learn to love the body you're in despite societal "norms". I'm all about feeling good in your own body, especially if you're on the heavier side. We love bellies here!

  • If you're interested in reading my fics (there are some that don't include kink at all), they can be found on my A03.
  • If you are into bellies, kink, and the Witcher, I have a nice little hangout on Discord where anyone 18+ is free to join! The Witcher Chub Club can be found here.

Feel free to send me asks or DMs if you wanna chat! I'm always up for talking to new people!

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Geralt on his own at the Thanedd Banquet: "I fear no politician, beast, or sorceress. None of your tricks and threats can faze me. The most powerful people in the Continent are here and I will scold them all for wearing unethical animal products."

Geralt when Yennefer rejoins him: "Yeeeeeen don't leave me again 🥺 The women were so mean to me 🥺🥺 Dijkstra tried to make me eat an octopus 🥺🥺🥺"

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I really want to have a scene, or just a small moment where Jask lays his big coat over Geralt like a blankie

I love when characters use their coats and jackets as blankets for their friends - genuinely one of my fav displays of affection

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