welcome to my slop house

i dunno, i just think it’s really rude and invasive to go up to a random cis dude and ask him if he’s invented a special glue that allows him to walk up any surface

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hope ppl realize, you are not one of the good queers for throwing any of your fellow queer sisters/brothers/siblings under the bus for being kinksters and the like. just learn to love and accept eachother please

I used to be friends with those types of people because they took pity on me and because I wanted their approval. guess what? they're not my friends anymore. we gotta treat others better.

what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

They're young... They're in love... They eat LARD

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I DROPPED MY PHONE INBETWEEN MY FUCKING STOVE AND COUNTER AND THIS WAS PLAYING THE ENTIRE DURATION OF 15 MINUTES AS I SCRAMBLED TO GET IT OUT. FUCK

That rules. I'm happy about that.

back in the days of PARADISE the cumshot videos were much better. we were shooting ropes your tiny sundered mind could never even dream of.

(tiny flea voice) balls smelled better back then too. i am simply letting you know.

In New Horizons, if the game can't load an NPC due to their referenced model name being invalid, or for other reasons, the game will instead load a naked, unnamed Bob in their place as a failsafe. This was likely a dummy NPC used for testing reasons.

oh fuck yum

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