sentenced to eternal exestential conflict

One of my favorite visual gags is drawing a passive/bubbly character with cartoon-y style eyes, but changing their eyes to be realistic whenever something annoys them:

My favorite example

I appreciate John’s story but the fact that OP blurred out Amy Schumer is the funniest think I’ll see all week and it’s only tuesday.

Nintendo prototype aesthetic

all of the emotionally abusive boyfriends watching midsommar in theaters sitting like

We took the drunk train home.

They were all absolutely infatuated with him and whispering about how much they wanted to pet him and then shushing each other saying “no that’s rude you can’t! just leave him alone!” so I told them they can pet him if they want and they were absolutely overwhelmed with happiness, while simultaneously being very concerned for his well-being, continually asking if I was very sure that it was okay and that I should please please tell them if I need them to leave him alone.

Basically, it was a great ending to a VERY long day. Sometimes people are really great.

the composition here is honestly close enough to a medieval painting, and just fuckin beautiful in 2138908 ways, that i think we can go ahead and hang this in a museum, thanks

how do you have 4 admins go to jail and not realise maybe somethings wrong about the kind of people you hire

how do you have 4 admins go to jail and continue to have only one person have the password  with no backup

Quest: whoso pulleth off this tire of this endangered crocodile’s neck, is rightwise president of Indonesia

Strange lizards laying in ponds distributing circles of rubber is no basis for a government

Ive cried of laughter 3 times because of this set of tweets its so fucking funny help

beauty guru: *explains in extreme detail what she’s doing*

me: what is she doing

2am thought: A tarot deck made up of Gary Larson cartoons

The Magician

The Tower

the fool

four of swords

no more minimalist aesthetics in 2020 we're dressing like birds of prey characters. gold pants. mismatched eyeliner. whatever huntress is doing that makes her so hot.

Doctor: [singing 'Come and Get Your Love' by Redbone to oneself]: Tka tka tooh, do do do do do do, de do do do do do beow beow beow beow beow beow buh nuh, bah dah buh buh buh buh, hey!

Someone else: Hey!

Doctor: What?