Fake PNO Bitches & their Fake Orgasms: The REAL BTS..
A lot of you guys don’t know this but Porn Valley is just like a mini version of Hollywood. A lot of fakeness going around even though we’re naked. A lot of times people tweet me and are like… “I’d love to see @kristinarosexxx work with @somefakeporngirlthatlookslikeETxOliveOyl” …. or.. “Hey @kristinarosexxx I love ur scene with @thefakestmostselfabsorbedgirlinpornthatreferstoherselfinthe3rdperson again???” When I see these kinda tweets I think, ‘These poor fools have no idea how wack these hoes are’. So lemme give u some insight… Once upon a time I was invited to host a gathering in Las Vegas and unfortunately the company sponsoring the event was unable to afford my rate so I had to pass. Anyways, a few friends of mine were there and told me a glorious story about a porn girl we can call…mmm??? Let’s call her, “Tori White”. Anyways so a few friends of mine were there and they told me a story about how during a meal with many other porn girls and industry heads present “Tori” went on and detailed how she has faked every orgasm she’s ever had in a movie and how over the years she has gotten better and better at faking orgasms. She even went as far as to say she had gone back and watched her first scenes in porn when she was “horrible” at faking an orgasm and compared them to her *new* and improved fake orgasms. lol. I fell out my seat when a few people told me this story. First of all lets be honest, not every orgasm u see in porn is real, lets get that straight. Occasionally from time to time a director will ask u to cum more than u’re going to. And thats when acting has to come into play. But really, you’re gunna lie about how real and honest your scenes are in a million BTS interviews and you’re gunna talk about porn like you are discovering the cure for cancer or campaigning for porno governor then u gonna turn around and totally verbally slap everyone at ur table in the face with a “I was faking it the whole time, lolzzz”. To me that’s so tacky but who ever said “Tori” wasn’t? It’s always funny to me, porn. Like a lot of girls or male performers or directors that are actually the shit, the ones that legendary performers/directors/companies think of in the highest regard never get the recognition they deserve and then the blatantly fakest of the fakest comes around and takes the brown-nosing game to a whole new level and they get all the props. That’s why I was so psyched when Bobbi Starr won Performer this year at AVN. I was like “YESSS! FINALLY! SOMEONE REAL WON!” Bobbi is real as FUCK and deserved that award two years ago IMHO. Hearing this story about “Tori White” holding her typical unsolicited self-absorbed seminar during an industry dinner as to how she faked her way to AVN’s POTY made me laugh so hard I almost pee’d my pants. Here this girl is still so gassed, even tho she’s really not even that relevant anymore, she’s slapping the organization that gave her performer of the year in the face with a 'hahaa, i lied to all of you :P’ and she’s also doing it in front of a bunch of other girls that were nominated for the same title and lost even tho their performances were real. lolz. Gotta love it.
P.S. One time (a very long time ago) I had gone out for a night of clubbing with a couple other porn girls and “Tori White”. After our night of dancing & drinking we were all gunna have a slumber party at “Tori’s”. Once back at her place, she made us watch from beginning to end (including BTS) her entire movie “Pretty Wack”. I’m not even joking or over-exaggerating! She even went and ordered food for us to help us stay awake to watch the movie and listen to her play by play commentary about how she likes when she does this face or makes that noise.. blah blahhh blllaahhh…lolz. Who talks about themselves like that?!!? Said friends and I were soooooo baffled that this was even happening that we didn’t really know what to do. We were also drunk AF so we couldn’t leave. We had no choice but to stay and suffer through until we were sober enough to leave. lolz. Moral of the story is.. some bitches are mad fake. The End.
