Why is social deviance looked down up by society?
Oh god, this would be a long answer for me. http://libertarianism.tripod.com/derek06.html
Do you ever imagine a future threesome with HealthyAddict and misspacman08? (that would be extremely hot)
I CAN IMAGINE IT NOW, and yes. HOT.
If you had to die what way would it be? (Note: it can not be sleeping death)
To be honest, I've just been watching Hannibal and I think it is so hot! ...I would like someone to eat me.
one gender is going to vanish from the face of the earth, which gender would you be illiminating?
Is that a question? If I eliminate women, and I go along with them, then I would choose men. But if I could be the only woman on earth...I guess I would eliminate women. Wait....god this is a hard question!
I jave heard you perform oral sex on camels on a semi-regular basis, was this claim correct?
I've never met a camel, but if I had it would be true. Those humps are just so sexyyyyy.
What is the hottest sex you have ever had?
The best sex I've ever had was in my dreams....with flipper. ...too bad he was as fast as lightening.
thank you sassibob, your new video helped me get laid, twice
hahahahaha....congrats on being a rapist!
spit or swallow?
Spitting isn't lady like. The word swallow kind of creeps me out, though.
Old Quotes from friends.
"If I was a rapist I'd rape you." -Chris "You of all people know...dicks get boring." -John Nischt ... "The word 'never' and Lindsey Leigh Logan DO NOT go together." -Chris "You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast." -Kaizz "I love being gay and not ugly"[[british accent]] -Oliver (Jodie) "I've got friend shicken on my keyboard." -Adrian "Fuck dykes, who needs them when you have a majic rabbit ;)" -Stephanie "I love doing that in front of my family." -Adrian "What?" -me "Threatening a priest with violence" -Adrian "Where's the bagel?" - Greg "In my pocket." -Sydney "Once upon a time in a far-away-fuck" -Sydney "Labia!!!" -me "My va-jay-jay just got owned by the ga-tay-tay" -Brian "I just saw a guy using a Payphone. Ha! What a loser!" - Lee "Why are you laughing!?!!!" -Me "In that near death experience I just realized we have biscuits." -Sydney "Mother nature is a cunt." -me "Um, darling? CAN YOU KILL THE EVIL PIGS PLEASE?" -Sydney "I am a Dyke! I love vagina!" -Mandi Gallagher "Pajama rama llama. ON MY DICK!" -me "There are fucking walls in there" -me "I take shots. That's my drinking style." -Brianne "I'm filling your life with sauces." -Lisa "You know what I just realized? Hot chicks can make some REALLY hot guys" -Val "Hello, my name is fellatio." (thick Italian accent) -Sydney "Your speaking priviledges have been provoked" -Chris "Raaaaa! Just makes me want to smash brains and rip guts!" -Rosie O'Donnel "I'll tell you what, she won't be doing it long after she gets a mouthful" -Old lady on brushing infant's teeth "Fruit llamas. Think about it. Mull it over in your dome for a while." -Tristan (calm voice)" Sometimes, when I'm feeling down I just say...'bababooey bababooey...Howard Stern's penis...bababooey." -Tristan "when you accept jesus christ as you personal savior and shed your unnatural ways... he will take you into his hand... and lead you through the gates of heaven" -Stephanie "A NiggaWatt: the amount of energy a nigga produces in one year. It's about the equivalent to the amount of energy produced by a lightbulb" -Adrian "You two look like Zach and Vanessa!" -Crazy Lady "I mean, if you're gonna fuck a hot apple pie...you might as well put it behind a poster of a vagina, right?" -Jimi "You're not going to be able to hide a glock in your vagina." -DanielSee More