mom said it’s my turn to conjure the old gods

Mom’s Work

Reboot to support this hardworking single mom

I don’t know who this bloke is, but I definitely think we should all start saying “thriving wage” until it becomes a thing

no moment like the present moment

This is the emotional polar opposite of this image:

holy shit

just made my cat a gourd met meal, bone app the teeth 😩👌

These 3 always go to bed like this. (via sirmakoto)

My heart

the fact that people can see me makes me kinda uncomfortable not gonna lie

some highlights

Let me eat egg

I’m not really surprised she looks this good tbh. I mean, what could POSSIBLY go wrong with a couple like this? :

Gorgeous girl, gorgeous parents

Flower lover

I have been processing my feelings for the last century and it’s a high-pitched no

someone: hey how are you?

me: empty

good morning everyone lets just go back to sleep

sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments 

via weheartit

by derek michael