you contain multitudes i contain multi dudes *5 guys emerge from my mouth and make you a really overpriced cheeseburger*

in the orginal draft of this post i didnt use the word emerge. i had to pull out an thesearuaus to find a cinnoman

@funnier-as-a-system

Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.

what the fuck somebody edit a health bar over this im at work

oh my god you said heaLth bar..

GIRL

neurotypicals will be like "you can't self diagnose" and then diagnose everyone they dislike as a narcissist

I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love

The Sims 2, Acrylic on Masonite :p

Ignore my bouncing leg, I was born without a tail you see

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

Ok have you tried jacking antonoff and on again

this meme transplant in particular reminds me of weegee for some reason. i think it's the dead eyes.

kind of obsessed with this security question option my doctors office has given me

last name is “down on a brand new Toyota Camry”

official fish post